I've done it

Now where's my hayburger?

I think It's a horsefucker reference based on 's post.

I didn't realize horseshoes at first I thought they were omegas and op had finally discovered the antilife equation

I thought there was a quarantine board for posts like these

wa la

ultramarines would be proud

Fuck off smurf.

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VERY NICE

"Darkseid is"

Bone apple tea

>being ass blasted after 6 years
I swear, you people are so silly
you wouldn't have even known it was mlp related if they hadn't said anything

>"Y-You made some for me right user?"

The jokes on the mail-in part are the best part

All mine twiggy piggy

Enjoy your ban, shithead.

Yes, I'll be oh so saddened that my mobile network IP is banned for three days.
Shithead.

Nobody cares who you are
We’ll beat you with a bar
Die, you fucking Barneyfag
You’ll gain many more haters
Your intelligence won’t save you later
Die, you fucking Barneyfag

And you’ll bask in the shadow of your past childhood
But jet fuel can’t melt steel beams
Fuck off, you manchild, you fucktard, you loser,
Fuck off, you master of lies and deception, and die!

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Good job OP.
They are looking fine.

Will you be my Twiggy Piggy, OP?

Good job, did you also make a hayburger to go with it?

ENOUGH!!!

It's really interesting how the world works because the ponies themselves are vegetarian but not all of the animals are. I mean things like the rabbits and squirrels are sentient and can talk yet we see them eat fish. Hell Fluttershy feeds fish to them so this would insinuate that Fluttershy caught and killed these fish who were likely sentient as well.

Really makes you think.

makes me think about how you should have been an abortion or a blowjob.

My boyfriend doesn't think so.

Are people really still mad about that cartoon?
How long has it been?

Just over 6 years.

Fluttershy believes in the circle of life, she savage tho

>Hmm, omega shaped fries
>Seems familiar
>see
>oh.jpg
>tfw you will never chow down on your hayburger and fries with your qt Twiggy piggy
>tfw can't black bar talk

Have rabbits or squirrles ever talked though, because Angel certainly hasn't.
Gummy doesn't count either.

Applejack also has pigs, cows, and sheep, with the cows and sheep actually talking too.
The sheep and cows still get herded too, do they just accept that they are lesser beings?
Are they slaves? We already know with Zecora that ponies are fucking racists.

I was wondering if there would be alpha fries when opening the thread.

They talk, they just don't speak pony. Fluttershy understands them just fine.

LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE!

YOU MONSTER.

YOU'RE EVIL!

bye

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I tried some sidewinders fries yesterday. fucking weird, as if a pringle had been fried and twisted by an elder god.

awkward to eat but alright. 6.5/10.

Do it with apples.

kek, my sides

Not until you LEARN

Fuck you horsefuckers.

How'd you do it? Tell me your recipe

>not frying them on 150°C and then again on 190°C

That's a helluva lot of effort, user. Good on ya for having the will to do something for the giggles.

Figure out your frying technique next time, though. I'd be a bit sheepish presenting that to my waifu.

Congrats OP

Thanks

you've certainly done something

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BITCH I MADE HORSESHOE FUCKING PRETZELS FROM SCRATCH.

You have done nothing. You are nothing and you will never be anything more than nothing.

Thank you and good day.

>Ultrasmurf fries
>Not superior squig sammiches

Step up loyalist

>wasting emperors resources by eating meat
You should only eat meat on important celebrations, like emperors birthday.
Unnecessary meat eating weakens your spirit and as such is path to heresy.
Are you a heretic user?

Implying squigs aren't plants like Orkz

fuckin' 'umies

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Is this a "potatoes we've shaped in an odd way" thread?

What's that?

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>ywn watch twiggy piggy gorge herself on fast food, rapidly gaining a swollen pot belly