/smg/ - Stock Market General

Denial edition

Popular brokers for stock trading:
Robinhood
>commission free and no minimum to open
robinhood.com

> How is it free?
Robinhood earns revenue by collecting interest on cash/securities and fees from their Robinhood Gold service

> It's been X days, why isn't my account verified yet?
Not being approved in 3 days seems to be the new norm. Nevertheless, call/email their support if you've been waiting more than that.

> When is it coming to my country?
The only "plans" are on an Australian and Chinese beta. Neither of which has gained much traction.

Interactive Brokers
>$1 commission per 100 shares. $10k minimum to open, $3k if 25 or under. Lowest margin interest. Free API access
interactivebrokers.com

TD Ameritade
>$6.95 commission per trade. No minimum to open. Fantastic data/charting through their free ThinkorSwim service
tdameritrade.com

Degiro (Cheap broker for Europeans)
degiro.eu

Free in depth charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Movers:
nasdaq.com/extended-trading/premarket-mostactive.aspx

Earnings Report Calendar:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

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I'm up like 0.75% I think. But admittedly I currently have very little exposure and am sitting on a lot of dosh. I'm likely gonna start putting into BBY though since it's been getting pounded for days.

NIP MAGIC

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>denial edition
the bankers have fixed the bugs. we have at least 100 more years before the next crash. likely cause: rouge nanomachines.

Give a microcap tech meme to dump money into.

pandroa

>likely cause: rouge nanomachines
What if Amazon nukes Google and triggers the AI war?

and dont forget to buy the dow on your way out

priced in

Gave me a chuckle.

Google would shoot down the nuke with their orbital lasers. Robot wifu suffrage will crash the market in 2118. Screen cap this post.

I absolutely detested Pandora last I used.
Though that probably means the New Soylent Man is gonna be all over it.
Might as well.
>Robot waifu suffrage will crash the market in 2118
We just don't learn, do we?

Gotta love sideway days

Im going to rite aid guys, watch my stocks while Im gone

if its worth anything -- none of the younglings i skateboard with use Pandora they all use spotify and many of them pay for it.

A watched stock never moons.

I forgot to change it in the OP, buut maybe we should change UVXY to TVIX

Proshares reduced the leverage on UVXY from 2x to 1.5x recently

SELL EVERYTHING AND LONG DRYS

ANTH
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actually speaking of spotify it gets listed on april 2... has a stock ever only gone up from its listing date or should i wait a week or two before buying in.

Thoughts on dropbox ipo?

>GOoO2kok
Goo cock?

Yes, they are guaranteed to go up automatically. No man, I've seen stocks get destroyed on their IPO bad.

Yeah there's usually a pump before the dump with IPOs. I think Spotify will be good though. I plan on loading up.

"Go to Cock"; don't listen to this faggot he's trying poz you with bags

The Uranium markets look good, but it's a long hodl

Holy fuark the market is going to do it its going to close in the green

I've been found out...
Until next time

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You must believe in yourself

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How to long uranium?

I'm trying, sempai.

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CCJ

Nvax yay or nay?

That's pretty nifty, thanks user

So much volatility everywhere yet TVIX is relatively quiet.

I just noticed this - does robinhood's whole interface change colors whether your up or down for the day?

Yep.

yes

Yeah

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Still, don't you think it may be decades before the solar/renewable meme dies and nuclear power is dusted off again?
I figure the 'clean' tech sector will last about as long as there are cheap hydrocarbons to prop it up.

>.gif
>static image

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AMRS puts just blew the fuck up. You guys better lube your asses for Thursday.

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is it though

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anybody else riding a rocket to Saturn with TECL? why would you be in anything else during a bull run my god the returns

b-but i was told i would be poor if i didn't buy it!

wtf was that power minute

what does puts going up mean? resultant asset will go down? puts is an option to sell at a given price right, so if the price for puts skyrockets then people are anticipating it will be valuable to be able to sell at say $10 if stock will tank to $7 soon?

ATRS REPORTS TOMORROW MORNING

SHOW ME YOUR HODL FACES

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It means you need to learn the greeks.
Puts and calls can go up at the same time.

Yep, thats about it

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Amrs will rise this earnings.

8 years in the game, 30k in amrs, buying 4k more to swing ER.
Dont say i didnt warn you.
This one is a little obvious if you do the product research.

And thanks for the input by the absolute retards calling this a lipstic or cosmetics company.

Who made enough money today to take some shots with me?

I made $6 today. I'll take 1 shot with you

Cheers broski

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+0.2%
not today

I made two bottles of vodka's worth.
Gonna crack open a cold one, save my liver for when I want to drink myself to death after AMRS ER.

A round on me MAH BOIIIIIIII

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But it is a lipstick company.

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>mix yeast water flour salt
>this is somehow a company

There we go, cheers broski!

I can't argue with that logic haha

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>he doesn't know about meme molecules

ALT

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End of day buy reversal gain: +$8.27 on an investment of $423.30 (most of my buying power was tied up from Friday). Total gain of 1.95%
Not bad I'd say. For this week I'll be going strictly off this model, even though it's been extremely tempting to buy GEN as it dips

What the fuck is causing this.

i lost 17 cents today reeeee ARRY was a mistake rrrererreeeeeeeeee

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Successful anthrax vaccine

nasdaq.com/press-release/altimmune-announces-preclinical-data-from-its-sparvaxl-anthrax-vaccine-program-20180312-01213

I just picked up the gin from Rite Aid
lets do this thing

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Yeahhhhhh boyyyyy. I already took 3 shots but I'm just sippin on some cranberry juice and vodka now. Looks like I better get the bottle back out haha

japs dont have daylight savings so have to wait an extra hour for nikkei to open

Up another 1.5% today; that's +$6,000. It's scary how easy it's all been, +200% in three years. I'm just bracing myself for the inevitable crash at this point.

If everything is priced in, why do markets ever go down (or up)?

you have to think 4 steps ahead, not 1 step behind

Holy fuck I didn't check my portfolio all day, thanks to whoever convinced me to buy ALT.

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Holy shit lold

ALT AFTER HOURS

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Doubled down on AMD again any time now.

So.... this.... Is the power..... Of AMRS

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I'm not liking the technicals on AMRS guys, but with ER so close I am at a slight loss as to what to do.

fuck I really want to fuck Nazrin the Mouse

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This

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you wanna see my figurine

This was bought using the gains from Pepsi

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I'm still waiting for Robinhood to approve my application.

Amazon, Apple, Alphabet, and Disney are the only safe bets imo. Facebook will start falling apart soon.

Haha you're Veeky Forums as fuck man

your ID is telling me something, but im not sure what yet

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wtf are you doing, those are retirement stocks.

based

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buy hi, sell low!

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You have to choose. Buy here, you stay in denial land, or buy here, and you can see how far the rabbit hole goes, Neo.

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Went it on NKE before close. ER is coming up

go buy some GE then lad

futures looking choppy

where do you check?

Fuck NTLA

investing.com, it just has the live futures for sp500 and nasdaq/ dollar ect on the side