ITT:Things you have put mayonnaise on

ITT:Things you have put mayonnaise on

>Burgers
>Hotdogs
>lasagna
>fries
>a banana
>Chicken

All I can think of at the moment

French fries

muh dik

my asshole

pasta with a little mayo, tuna, and pickle relish

it's actually pretty good

Tuna

egg sandwich

Your mom's nips

So basically a tuna salad you retard.

Corn on the cob slathered with mayo and covered with great grated hard sharp cheese!

Tuna sandwiches, coleslaw, hard-boiled eggs.

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can you change that file name to "worksafe/vinyard/"

Mayo + dill relish = sex on fries.

poached salmon
grilled pork
grilled beef
steamed artichoke
credite

I'm white; it goes on everything.

mayo with some pickle relish and lemon juice on fish is pretty good desu

test

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I've put mayo IN a number of baked recipes
Put it on many a sandwich of all varieties
Mixed it into various sauces
Used as lube when fucking a black girl's ass one time (I'm quite proud of this)
Also on grilled cheese sammiches all the time
Once I was really drunk and deglazed a pan with it during a Veeky Forums cookalong

>I've put mayo IN a number of baked recipes
Like what?

My mom used to make these cookies in an old waffle skillet when I was about five. Loved them. Recently by chance got a skillet just like her one and asked her if she could find the recipe. It called, I kid you not, for half a pound of mayo. Almost all it had was mayo, sugar and white flower. Didn't have the balls to try it. For some reason I have this wierd aversion to mayo, like it's pure poison, especially cooked.

Mayo is basically just oil, eggs and acid, so it makes perfect sense to use it in baked goods. My carrot cake recipe uses 12oz of mayo.

corn

DO PEOPLE UNIRONICALLY UTILIZE MAYONNAISE?

>NSA has detected the beaner, you will be walled soon

Gringo, who wants a wall and Mexican food! MAGA

the only times I've had mayo as a condiment are when I forget to tell restaurants not to put it on
it's fucking awful as a condiment