How come toast is smaller?

How come toast is smaller?

Heat causes proteins to shrink. Same reason why meat shrinks when you cook it.

magic bread goblins rub their hands on you bread and take some as payment. Every wonder why toast is free?

Nobody knows

bread contains moisture. Moisture hydrates. Toasting removes moisture, thus the shrinkage.

the jews do this

It's magic. No one really knows how or why it happens but we do know that it does in fact happen

This is the most believable answer.

/thread

FUCKING BREAD GOBLINS. I WANT MY TOAST BACK.

The majority of toasters fire gamma rays at the bread, which also just happen to be the primary component of a shrink ray. This causes some shrinkage, although not nearly enough to cause the bread to go microscopic or subatomic. The shrinking process also releases a huge amount of energy, causing your bread to be hot and cooked.

No toast for you

GOD DAMNED TOAST GOBLINS. HOW DID YOU LEARN HOW TO ACCESS THE INTERNET?

So, if I used a broken toaster or toasted my toasts a lot the gamma rays would make my toast hulk toast?

>mfw the god damn sun been stealing my gains all this time

Stay in the basement with the lights off.
Nothing will steal your gains now, you are the macho man!

>Stay in the basement with the lights off.

we're all right ahead of you there mate

>How come
I think you meant to ask "why".
You're welcome.

No I am going to sleep in the fridge for dem cold gains

How come is legitimate, if informal.

yes

No, it's not. It's the sign of low intelligence.

This is a sign of autism.

It's been used since the 1500s, dickbreath.

how come your so mean :(

I thought it was because heat took out water.

Probably both if what you said is true

By retards, sure. Why would you want to emulate them?

What was mean about that post? I didn't insult you or use profanity, I just stated a simple fact.

>Machiavelli is a retard

Stop posting forever.