Fill a bowl with mayonnaise

>fill a bowl with mayonnaise
>sprinkle in some chopped up egg
>>>"""SALAD"""

>"""pretending""" to be retarded
>""""TROLLING"""""

Is that how you make it, fatass?

I make mine with tomatoes, pickles, and onions and just a tablespoon of mayo, it's quite a thing around these parts

Don't listen to these autists

This looks great

t. Type 2 diabetes sufferer with no idea why I've got it except I eat at mcdonalds daily and am connected to a hfcs drip at night

Let me let you in on a secret cooling recipe...
They do the same thing to tuna and use it on SANDWICHES.

>mix tuna with mayonnaise
>tuna """ salad """

>Type 2 diabetes sufferer with no idea why I've got it except I eat at mcdonalds daily and am connected to a hfcs drip at night
your life is rough bud

>t. Type 2 diabetes sufferer with no idea why I've got it except I eat at mcdonalds daily and am connected to a hfcs drip at night

Don't worry, it's genetics.

>not adding chopped pickles, celery, and apples to your tuna salad, then adding lettuce or raw spinach to your sandwich
I mean it's not gonna win health food of the year, but some of us do make the effort to make it a bit better...

american here. I was always told that eggs are vegetables.

kek

I always thought that it was what you fed hookers.

egg salad for hookers?

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not enough mcchicken

Newfag

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>Apples with mayo
>Apples with mayo and tuna

usually I hate the combination of eggs and tomato but this sounds really nice

tuna salad is fucking delicious buddy

>putting apples/raisins in tuna or turkey salad

>talking shit about egg salad

Nigga fuck you and your entire worthless bloodline.

Muh semantics
Muh diction

>mayonnaise

Greek yogurt and Horseradish mustard you fat fuck

Ah thanks, I always wondered if it was something to do with my diet but now I know it's okay to keep eating mcdicks because it's just genetic that I'm so fat and have the beetus

Grated apples and cucumber with tuna mayo is fookin delicious you degenerates

the trick is to dice the tomatoes and blot them on paper towels or it gets watery, and mince the pickle and onion fine so they combine really well.

are you talking about the "you have to eat all the eggs" meme?

that wasn't a hooker, that was a party girl in Ibiza