Going to get a Mcdonalds breakfast (UK) in a few hours, lads. What should I get?

Going to get a Mcdonalds breakfast (UK) in a few hours, lads. What should I get?

lol

Yo what the fuck? We don't have bagel sandwiches in the US. Fuck you.

Double sausage and egg muffin. The only one worth having.

The bagel and the cheese sticks to your teeth something fierce, you aren't missing a lot lot.

Sausage, egg and cheese + a bacon, egg and cheese bagel just because this feller cannot get them.

Blueberry muffin.

Sausage and egg mcmuffin.

I wish McGriddles were available in my country.

Maybe I should go to Burger King instead?

Anyone had any experience with their breakfasts?

how about you get an ambulance because I am going to slap your ass into January

Yeah but we have the GOAT tier breakfast sandwich.

I dunno about Bongistan but in America it's not as good as Micky D's.

The crossan'wiches are okay though.

Do not eat any of the fast food muffins or doughnuts. They sit in the display until their sold and are much more unhealthy than anything else there.

Would you reccomend them? I've never had any before but have had plenty from the Mcdonalds breakfast menu.

this.

Bagels, tortillas and no biscuit?
wtf?

donuts look good though i bet they are shit in real life

Biscuits as you know them aren't a thing in Britain.

i don't think tortillas or bagels are endemic to that little island. Someone had to introduce brits to that which is shit compared to a warm buttery biscuit. Just call it something else like faggotloaf.

What we call biscuits are called scones over there. And they are typically sweet whereas our biscuits are used for savory applications.

The bongs would be confused by seeing a scone with meat and cheese on it.

People eat bagels and wraps though. Nobody eats "biscuits" we have scones, which are similar but sweat instead of savoury. And to call them biscuits would be strange because biscuits are already a thing. Faggotloaf sounds like a good idea though, because everyone would know they're some American dish easily.

Biscuits aren't really scones. They're different but are a bit comparable.

kek.

Oh you brits and your food language issues. You've made my holiday, wat?

I have experience with their breakfasts! Pure bowel cleanser, all of it!