Food porn thread

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This is cancer

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>throws away packet of spice
>so that he can then use prepackaged spice anyway

God fucking dammit, to think this fuckhead made money on a cookbook is infuriating.

Who the fuck is that so I can avoid him?

Not sure but his obnoxious reddit pandering style of writing is enough to identify him even if he does decide to change his terrible artstyle and childish font, so don't worry.

I think it says by Tyler Gays

Definitely Tyler something. Fucking Tylers, I've never known one that wasn't a shitty person.

AIDS

Best burgers I've ever seen

>Who the fuck is that so I can avoid him?

Tyler Caps and i hope he fucking dies. The fact that he has a book and has been on food network makes me rage more than ja/ck/ to be honest

Be forewarned, you will get cancer and rage if you go to his fucking site
cookingcomically.com/

>tfw my name is tyler and i'm a shitty person

how about
youtube.com/watch?v=3WwNbLhreKM

I really wish I hadn't seen this post. Honestly this knowledge put me in a terrible mood. You should delete this so others can live in ignorant bliss.

recipe itself any good?

So fucking hot

literally autism

food hentai

Kimochi ne

Take a guess on your way out.

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kill whoever makes these.

Stop it!

Kek, man this dude is funny and his recipes are great too!

They made a book from all these pics and you can buy it in retail stores.

Ain't gon no pics

>get pot
>add 1 crtn chicken broth
>add 1 can refried beans
>add 2 cans Rotel diced tomatoes
>add 1 can black beans, rinsed
>add 1/2lb cooked chicken, shredded
>cook that shit
>shit yeah, bois
>DUMP SOUP

FUCKING AMERICANS

fuck Tyler.

>basil

I'll take "things that don't go in chili for $1000, Alex."

pic related

Is the food even that bad? This guy just seems like an obnoxious shitbag in his instructions.

>Meatballs
>Maximum difficulty
What the fuck is wrong with this Autist? Apparently I should start writing a cookbook because I'm at least 10 times the cook this fuccboi is.

I don't think it's bad, it's just nothing special. Very average recipes. Like everything I've seen is what I would get if I googled whatever food he was trying to make and click the first link.

Pumpkin and nutella cheesecake. Fuck off.

yes it is actually

they're decent recipies, aspies in Veeky Forums just get angry because he makes money on making recipies like this.

M8, this hurts us too. It's like watching a frenchman fuck up an omelette, or a German fuck up cooking sausage.

I feel like they're a little weak. If I'm gonna bother to look up a recipe I dont one of the steps to be "cook according to package".

the pasta that's stuck in the hot dog rarely if ever actually cooks

I know one, he's not shitty but he is a bit weird.

They are all a bit weak
They're good starter recipies and jumping off points for beginner cooks.

Yeah, I used this recipe the first time i tried to make Chili myself and it turned out pretty decent.

>any year
>skyrim

HAhaa!! These r epic! Now this is the kinda stuff i need for thos late night munchies!!!

>cookingcomically.com/
i want to die

+1 for using tiny saltines. I don't know how or why, but they taste way better than the normally-sized ones.

I thought that was the point of all his recipes, isn't it? Even his little "difficulty meter" on most of them is way low.

Please. We have much better standards than this tripe.

If this is foodporn then I must be in the USSR during perestroika

Why do people slap some arbitrary pop culture reference on a recipe? I very much doubt Brandon The Builder ever had bell peppers in his fictitious life. It's just a regular recipe with a bit of nonsense added on.

Why didn't he make his own pie crust?

Would he have to draw that poorly too?

Fuckada, anyone who eats those shit frankfurter-type sausages had no palate, no style, no panache.
They and the food are fucking disgusting.

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bologna cake with mayo