A 16 year old girl is better at cooking than Jack

sauce pls

>A stupid alcoholic is better at cooking than Jack
LOL

Didn't work for me.

She's a genuinely nice girl, chatted with her for a bit last year.

sauce plz

my cat is a better cook than Jack and that little bitch eats raw mice

That's agatha, some turbo autist /r9k/'s obsessed with.

She seems like a total sweetheart

QTP2T

Linku

youtu.be/a5KuBol1Ykc

Leaps and bounds better than Jack.

Are gifrecipes better than Jack?

talk about this more

These gifs are purposely bad right? If they aren't that looks disgusting.
checked too

That made me moist

>someone actually gets paid to make these stupid short clips that get reshared on social media

>italian seasoning

kek

>bread, cheese, and pasta looks DISGUSTING
":?

She's also a better person in general. She's truly handicapable.

I asked her if she wanted decaf

LOL CHEESE XD

God I hate those gifs.

>dude cheese lmao

what the fuck is "Italian seasoning"?

its something like luxemburgian seasoning

A mix of basil, oregano, rosemary, and thyme sold in most major grocery stores as a generic "Italian taste" powder.

They're both very sweet and tough cookies.

This kills the man.

>better than Jack at cooking
I'm honestly unsure as to whether it is feasible to conceive of a lower bar to pass.

ah yes let me pretend to have never ever heard of a seasoning blend before

Get your fucking shit out of here. Further proof that jackposters are board tourists.

source? i want to watch gopro youtube vids of a drunkard making food.

I can.
It's called Veeky Forums.

this

imagine the least common denominator on any board on Veeky Forums. think about Veeky Forums. who benefits the most from posting on Veeky Forums? skeletons. weak, uninitiated, misinformed skeletons. /those/ people are who prop up Veeky Forums. people who know fuckall about anything. same thing with /a/ or /tv/. entry-level retards far and wide.

i would wager that the majority of Veeky Forums cannot cook worth a damn.

Would even Jack sink this low?

Someone post her with her special friend, Ian.

Why is the milk added in 2 batches?

This is legit retarded

do young jap girls like have to always be cute?

Why are the chicks who make these videos of them eating giant portions always super thin.
I want to believe that it's an exercise or metabolism thing, but i'm guessing that chances are, its a bulimia thing.

Bruh, shes white (or maybe half) but shes got the whole cute japan aesthetic thing going on.

little culture will be the downfall of western civ.

she is 100% Jewish (and proud!)

What the fuck is the point of this?
Maybe if corn didnt have a cob, but yeah, this is dumb.

>starts kneading dough
>stoppedwatchingthere
Even the obsession with bacon and cheese I let slide but fucking bread with bread...

This is a shit dish but at least it was prepared and cooked well. The same can never be said of Jack.

dude they actually aren't a thing in most of the world...

DON'T POST HER HERE RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

the majority of Veeky Forums posts in fastfood threads so I see what you're basing this on, however I would STILL put even that above the level of jack's cookingn skill.

if you told any random person on Veeky Forums to batter and fry a corn dog, for instance, I believe over half the time they couldn't fuck it up as bad as he did, and so on average would be better than jack.

dumb as fuck
but here's the recipe: all jacked up

>literally throw the cob into the pot of boiling water, splashing it everywhere and burning yourself in the process
>retrieve the cob and—while still soaking wet, and without drying it—slather it clumsily in cream cheese applied with a fork
>lay out the wonderbread, arrange american cheese slices overtop
>using the same tongs you lifted the cob out of the water with, grab the cream-cheesy cob and awkwardly lift it over to the bread
>the dripping cob slips out of the togns and lands at an awkward angle on the bread and american cheese, splatting watery cream cheese everywhere
>poke at the cob until it is properly aligned
>dump Jack's Special Salsa™ overtop of the cob
>clumsily attempt to wrap the bread and cheese
>the bread is falling apart
>ignore this
>add 5 to 8 heaping tablespoons of sugar to a tub of Becel
>try to mix it in; too stiff, splash sugar everywhere
>microwave the tub briefly
>try to mix it, again
>slather the dilapidated breadcob in this liquid buttersugar mixture
>lift it with tongs into a cold pan
put it on the stove
>turn on the stove
>blacken one side of the butterbread salsacob
>cheese is leaking out everywhere into the pan and burning
>keep trying to roll the salty cheese sugarcob
>fire alarm goes off
>lift the finished greasecob out of the pan with the tongs again and plate it.
>let it cool down.
>keep letting it cool down.
>allow the oil to congeal, wait until it is below room temperature.
>lift it to your mouth, extend your tongue all the way out, deepthroat the wisconsin fiestacob with your tongue extended all the way out as if to tickle a set of imaginary balls
>gag, choke, and cough with the cob still in your mouth, spraying salsa, cream cheese and chunks of bread everywhere.

WALA

dumb frogposter

At least try to watch the video before replying to it.

beautiful