This man kicks down your door and storms into your kitchen and demands a meal

This man kicks down your door and storms into your kitchen and demands a meal.

What do you do and or make for him?

Beautifully pink Rack of lamb ruined by an overpowering red wine sauce

I shoot him in the kneecap for invading my home. And give him a nice police escort.

>Aiming for the legs.
>Not magdumping into his center of mass.
>Not dumping a can of chili on his body before the cops come.
>Not telling the cops he died of heartburn.

>shooting a michelin starred chef
>not enslaving him to be you private chef

A knuckle sandwich

He used to be a boxer, heh nice try kiddo

Marcus is a clever one. He would find a way out in no time

>He escapes using only a steel, corn holders, and a cutting board.

>Marcus will never look at you and say your cooking was good

hmm

I could please Greg Wallace easy enough but no one cares about him. Also fuck Monica Gelato she's famous for being a female p.o.c. sous chef under Michel Roux Jr. literally nothing acheived by herself.

some packet ramen and eggs and offer to suck his dick to not hurt me ;_;

I actively box, pfsh nice try kiddo

*Dempsey rolls behind u*
*gazelle punch*

Once again I've crushed a worthless object

Greg Wallace is being held against his will. Monica Guillotine is abusing Greg's poor innocence

I would make him some eggs

...I'll trade placed with him.

lol my door is made from steel and has a reinforced frame. This guy isn't kicking down shit. It's more like:

>Faggot kicks my door
>hurts food
>gets shot by my neighbors because they think it's a Mexican burglar
>Cops show up
>Can't get into my house now because it's crime scene
>Cops there for hours

GEE, THANKS ASSHOLE

nescafe 3in1 instant coffee to pass the time while i make instant noodles with lukewarm water

Where do you live, Syria?

just an average day in new africa

I actually laughed out loud

Is that the villain from King of Kong?

Rice with Sauerkraut and butter. That's all i have atm. Who is that btw?

wait a sec butter is gone as of yesterday.

I kneel, suck his dick, and then cook him a flat iron I have in the freezer.

>Who is that btw?
The inventor of the McChicken

>*he teleports behind you*

This man kicks down your door and storms into your kitchen and demands a meal.

What do you do and or make for him?

Uh, I guess make him that sick nasty sandwich I made yesterday. Toasted sourdough, bacon, brie, thrown under broiler to melt the brie, topped with home made sauerkraut and a thousand island type thing I whipped up with some home made pickle, gochujang and fish sauce in it. That thousand island was retarded. It was delicious beyond compare.

Would this please the home invader?

Rimjob

God bless America, where we are allowed to defend our home from marauding chefs from Perfidious Albion

>new africa

Detroit huh?

Wathever I make him it's going to have enough poison to kill him in one bite

...

Huh?

Hm?

Wha?

Wuh?

Uh?

Umm?

Hrmn?

Que?

Erm?

Errr?

Ahh?

uhh

duh?

Dinner is served.

>WA LA!

I'd probably grab my baseball bat and tell him the fuck out of my house before I bash his head in.

You don't kick down my door and tell me to do shit in my house.

...

>open fridge
>take out big bowl of salad
>put some in a smaller bowl
>mix up some vinaigrette

easy

Would you like someone kicking your door down and giving you orders in your home?

Fuck a Michelin star, you don't come into my house like that.