His city doesn't have Goetta

>his city doesn't have Goetta

Now, is that pronounced 'Gotta' or 'gowetta'?

>implying one egg easy over just fucking resting on top another one

looks like yours doesn't either.

No, it's east coast amish and we call it scrapple

spam is our nitrated version, and is loved by everyone

Man I love scrapple. Had it as a kid often but never anymore. I am now an adult. the fuck am I doing

it rhymes with jetta

get-a ?

yes. and it's delicious.

what is it?

looks like vegan meat

pork sausage with oats and various spices. it smells kind of fruity when it's cooking. there's goettafest in cincinnati every year where you can sample hundreds of varieties.

who /bengals/ here

>pork sausage with oats and various spices

So....black pudding?

>both NFL teams in Ohio are garbage

Why would anyone want to live in Ohiot? Also that looks good, OP.

ghet-uh

>city

No blood in it but basically.

>tfw from NW Ohio and went to UC enjoying goetta
>tfw moved to Philly after school

It's been a Veeky Forumsomfy transition with scrapple.

>Why would anyone want to live in Ohiot?

I ask myself that question every time I go anywhere near Blowhio. Their driver's education is considered the worst in the developed world and their grocery stores sell diluted liquor.

>wake up
>put on bengals jersey and say daily prayers for harambe
>fry a big skillet of pork garbage
>the bengals lose again
>3-7
>try to go for a walk but the ohio river is on fire again
>eat a big plate of cinnamon diarrhea on top of spaghetti
>at least it's not cleveland

>Wake up refreshed with the breeze of the Scioto on my face
>Hilltop creeper waves goodbye and climbs out my window
>Armed mugger waves to me on the street
>Pull out my buckeye necklace and face the Horseshoe offering Urban my thanks as enforced by law
>See man wearing navy and shit mustard on the sidewalk and throw acid in his face
>Cast a jihad on his family and place of birth
>Eat my allotted 400 buckeyes and apply my ritualistic red paint
>Get on my way to OSU for my daily chapel service
>Car screeches past me and hits an old woman who had fallen to the street in reverence of Braxton
>Man gets out of his car, pulls out a knife, spins 360 and stabs me in the testicles
>As I fall to the ground and hear Ohio Health approved ambulances pull up I let out a weak final message
>Go Bucks

>at least it's not cleveland

kek

>wake up
>splash face with a lil goldstar chili
>wipe it off with some queen city goetta
>a couple hours later get inflamed zit on my face
>go to freezer
>get some aglameses raspberry chocolate chip
>apply it to face to cool off

but who am i kidding i LOVE greaterstown ohio why are you so mean to my motherland

Phillyphag from above here. Would murder a small white trash South Philly child for some black raspberry chocolate chip Graeter's rn desu senpai. This Talenti bullshit isn't cutting it.

Sweet Jesus, yes. Graeter's