ITT: We judge each other based on our favourite snacks

ITT: We judge each other based on our favourite snacks.

Pic related.

Are those lobster tails? They're meh for the price. I'd rather have shrimp

Well, not real lobster tails. It's surimi I'm told.

But yes.

Personality of a vaping nu male with some actually really cool traits. Probably cant bake, and is very selfish with what he makes. VERY selfish and picky.

>not that I get to eat these often, but grilled cheeses and peanut butter sandwiches are fucking awesome snack foods

Anything that's fried on the spot
I live near the Asian market and its filled with tiny shops that fry all sorth of shit for cheap
One of them has those greasy ducks hanging and a big platter of chicken feet, im good to get both someday

depressed office drone
bearded hipster

I like to snack on dry cured ham and hard cheese, sometimes with fruit.

>Eating wierd shit makes you a hipster

You live near an Asian market, but you call it an Asian market, so you're not Asian, which means you're living in a cheap neighborhood currently undergoing gentrification. Also, hipster is a neutral term, but the fact that you're so defensive about it and see it as a negative only reinforces the idea that you're a hipster.

I live in the same neighborhood I had lived all my life in 12 blocks from the house I grew up in
>The fact that you deny it means you are it
Ok I didn't realize I was talking with a 12 year old

Hipsters are notoriously defensive about being labeled a hipster. It's one of their hallmark traits.

And 12 year olds get defensive when called out on being 12 what's your point?

Almost thirty, still trying like hell to get a grip on this whole "adult" thing.

Not old enough to drink, but used to bring cigarettes to school until they raised the minimum age to buy tobacco products. Of course, he blames Obama.

Sister was molested. He never had the balls to ask how far the molester went, but he assumes it's all the way. He blames himself for her suffering, so he settles for faux lobster as punishment.

For me, it's the McChicken, the best fast food sandwich.

Mine (senbon)

the biggest hipsters I've ever met constantly talk about how much they hate hipsters, it's honestly surreal

Fight me.

I never got defensive.
Actually I'm 12.
not really mods please don't ban me

youre not being a hipster. those were my favourites as a kid.

i change snack favourites often. right now I'd say it's a mix of berries and babybel cheese (I need to have my snacks on the go)

Mother is an alcoholic.

Was bullied as a kid. Now he eats gross shit and picks fights on the internet. He has tried to fight people on Facebook over a scene girl who barely remembers him from high school.

Listen the Asian market has been around longer than me, the movie theater is two books away, a school district is 4 there are kids there all the time daring each other to eat wierd candy
I'm not a hipster that chases expensive shirt areas, I lived all my life in the same neighborhood, I went to school here I mostly found out about it because other kids bought pound bags of off brand candy for dirt cheap there I once bought one of those long sticks to pick up shit and used to pinch my friend ass for two hours.
A hipster would never admit to being lame and living all his life in a tiny place so there,

Usually, I just throw fancy meats at the barbie and eat them for snacks

fancy sausages, meats...

I liked the big bags of jelly marshmallows, chocolate tastes like shit

but you do have a beard

Yes I do, I'm a fat dirty neck beard that's why I come to 4 chan

and you listen to garage rock

Post pic of your fingers

my favourite snack is cock

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fucking hot cheetos because i dont give a fuck.

huge weeb. this post was probably the highlight of your day.

This together with olives and tea.

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You fancy shit. What kind of olives?

Local jarred preserved olives.

>Turkroach

this would be my death row meal.

you have a very intense body odor and probably neglect your appearance in general

Snickers

-Kalamata olives with the pits inside. They taste different once they've been pitted.
-Cornichons
-Capers
-Smoked salmon with lemon and pepper and capers
-Xtra hot flaming hot cheetos.

fat

Pretty cool guy who doesn't afraid of anything. Especially if you eat the xtra hot ones in the black bag. They're the best.

You are a person who likes snacks which are not very good.

Whats with all this healthy shit?

Just boiled to shit. Sometimes this will make an entire meal for me, with thick sliced coldcuts for protein.

this

On toast, with egg

Side of dark tea with a splash of vodka

Liar who watches too much Ramsey and posts his sister's anorexic boyfriend on Veeky Forums pretending to be him.

-really- likes to smell own farts

not getting laid!


fat

sexless lesbian

bi dicksucker

repressed office drone

you're happiest when you're out shooting

also fat

jersey

likes isometric RPGs and flat azn chicks


lost his first fight... badly

Correct. Although only like 7-10 lbs overweight

>currently have wakfu open
>about to check if a yu yu hakusho gayfic updated

Close enough?

Nah, no office drone. Not that depressed, just a little lonely.

I wasn't of age for either of his elections, but I know what a bureaucracy is. However, this is me, And I did start smoking before eighteen and while in high school; leftover swisher sweet tobacco rolled in actual paper, since I had a bunch of the tobacco left from smoking dank ass bud.

And to be honest with you, I have no idea what constitutes a snack. I eat large quantities of food when I can to make up for how little often I do eat, despite loving to make food. So I guess whatever is not breakfast or dinner is a snack? But I don't like to call candy a snack, and sometimes I have a simple bowl of noodles in the morning or at night, so it's a moot point really. Fried PB&J sammiches though? Delicious. I guess I just said what the young me would be craving.

here,

Both totally wrong. I am Veeky Forums though. Step up senpais

Have you ever tried to make a post and spell out the word, F A M? Go ahead and try it. Reply back and type it in, but without the spaces of course.

Well, I'm happy to see my generalizations got to you, but that's all they were. I made vague insults that apply to a vast majority of people, like an autistic cold reader.

This user had a forced homosexual experience while visiting tijuana, and he is now considering gender reassignment surgery. That "splash of vodka" is a crutch, and a necessary ingredient for most of his beverages.

>Almost thirty, still trying like hell to get a grip on this whole "adult" thing.
Not him, but that's me.

usually cold

pistachios and bestiality

White trash.

Food crack = pic related.

bonus color-changing cup.

I literally keep 3 1/2 gallons of milk and 3 packets of these things in my fridge at all time.

They are that fucking delicious.

Such a hipster. Jesus just come out of the closet nobody caaares

>ITT: We insult people who post anything different from us

Fixed that for you.

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Senpai.

This guy, I think he likes doughnuts.

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The best.

>not ground beef
Hot dogs are good and all but beef tastes much better.

I can't imagine the bowl movement after eating that. Ah well I eat jarocheese.

I think I may be lactose intolerant because I just get the shits the day after eating dairy but that doesn't stop me.

Avocado on basically anything
Herbed goat cheese on anything
Crunchy or kettle cooked chips with savory or salty flavors
Cardamom tea

Foreign, probably a wealthy slav

Forgot to reply to more.

Good taste in cheeses, but relishes a squeaky, fresh curd.

Unless he eats it with some kind of good dip, a boring person.

Fatty and proud of it.

Has reached enlightenment, oreo thins are the best thing that company has ever made.

Enjoys a crunch with their pasta, probably eats their spaghetti with premade garlic toast.

Veeky Forums or trying to be. Enjoys dicks in his ass.

Doesn't eat many sweets.

>all that salt and vinegar
Eats pussy like mad

Popcorn made in one of these, come at me.

Gotchu senpai

I'm a nail biter it's my secret shame

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Wipes cheese dust on his clothes and furniture

What a waste of good cheese dust.

Only the halves though, spears and whole aren't the same

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I like sausages with anything, in pasta, sandwiches, anything, even just pure sausages as snacks

Puts them in mouth. Doesn't chew.
God damn I'm brown
Same as pickles guy

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Not on bread though. Black Pepper Triscuits.

same, literally any sausage with whole grain mustard is so fucking based

You don't need much to find joy
Weeaboo
You're hairy, tall and overweight, much like a sofa
You are comfortably predictable
You value image and appearance a lot
You're ok and misunderstood
You really dig the peace and quiet of loneliness
You got a sodium addiction
You're me
After a struggle, you managed to like your diet
You really do it for the vodka
You had a poor upbringing, but it was not sad enough to hate it that much
You have a sweet tooth and a smiling nostalgia for your childhood pleasures
You don't feel guilty for gorging yourself
Either you like dips or you're a very anxious person
You refer to your toilet as "my office"
You're fit
You're a nice slob
You're Mexican or Central American

Would be the best chip if they didn't cost $6 a bag

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always need napkin after though for hands

you're a complicated individual with a rough mental history

you have high quality sneakers

you own a gun

chill latino

white bread basic bitch

smooth peanut butter from jar, coffee, pitted green olives stuffed with garlic, any variety of smoothie
hard worker that wont prioritize his health over rent money
cool dude
my girlfriends gay brother
>color changing
fuuug i need a new one

>waffle cut
what really never seen those kind b4

Also I like white or jasmine rice with nothing but a bit of Nama Shoyu and steamed broccoli

Those things are fellworms?

Toasted sandwich; ham, cheese, cream cheese, occasionally turkey or chicken.

Also partial to a bit of salmon.

Stuffing.

usually stove top, with mashed potatoes on the side.

nothing like a piping hot bowl of it on a cold winter day.

Granola bars and a few cubes/slices of cheddar cheese

Castelvetrano olives and crusty bread dipped in the olive oil that the olives are in.

Never learned to properly masturbate until he read about it on the internet

meals not snacks

Maybe for you, twiglet.

Baby pickles. Crunchy, sour, salty.