Thirteen years ago, a man's fantasy became reality in a form never seen before, a giant image board called Veeky Forums. The motivation for spending his youth to create Veeky Forums was to encounter new, original memes which could be called true autistic creations.
To realize his dream he selected the top shitposters of various styles and he named his men Anonymous. The Invincible men of basement dwelling skills.
Veeky Forums is the arena where Anonymous await the challenges of Redditors from around the world. Both Anonymous and challenger have 300 replies to tackle the meme of the day using all their cynicism, divisiveness & ridicule.
They're to prepare autistic shitposts never seen before. And if ever a challenger wins over Anonymous, he or she will gain the people's butthurt and flame forever.
The heat will be on!
Angel Jones
I am your announcer Kenji Fukui and as always I am joined by our commentator Dr. Yukio Hattori. How are ya today doc? That's great but the Chairman is about to reveal today's theme ingredient.
>DABSU! >If my memory serves me correctly there is a saying in the /b/ district of Veeky Forums that goes "roll for dubs" So remember.. "roll for dubs"
There you have it. First reply with a dubs gets to choose the theme ingredient in today's battle for the rest of Veeky Forums to post their original creations to be judged by our panel of neckbeards.
>ALLEZ CUISINE!
Julian Thompson
Tonkatsu for theme ingredient
Also posting best Iron Chef
Jack Ward
no arguments on Sakai but you'll have to roll again
Kevin Phillips
I'll roll for soylent.
Ethan Peterson
dubs didn't originate on /b/. the ingredient is 'go 'za
Logan Moore
Ebin, simply eric
Ryan Williams
but they do say it a lot there.
Dylan Long
re-rollin'
OP was a cool guy today
Zachary Parker
Rollin for pizza rolls
Gabriel Peterson
So far we've gotten dubs twice from both myself and with still no theme ingredient chosen. Will this be a crushing defeat for Iron Chef Anonymous?
Eli King
Tea is the theme ingredient.
Logan King
Cheese.
Carter Perez
Habanero peppers
Carson James
W H I S K E Y
Asher Thomas
Chicken nuggets
Alexander Torres
Peanut Butter
Asher Sullivan
right now dubs have a higher board culture significance on /pol/.
Luke Perry
reroll
Carter Reed
Kangaroo
Nathan Clark
the secret ingredient should clearly be topkeks
Jayden Hughes
penis is the secret ingredient
Sebastian Robinson
WINRAR
Jaxon Long
The Secret Ingredient is... PI-NA-SU
Luis Edwards
...
Hudson Martinez
Penis Stew Scald the penis, then drain and clean Place the penis in a saucepan, cover with cold water, and bring to a boil. Remove any scum, then simmer for 10 minutes. Drain and slice. Heat the oil in a large skillet. Add the onion, garlic, and coriander and fry until the onion is golden. Add the penis slices and fry on both sides for a few minutes. Stir in the remaining ingredients with a good grinding of pepper, add enough water to cover, and bring to a boil. Lower the heat, cover, and simmer for about 2 hours, or until tender. Add a little water from time to time if necessary to prevent burning.
Zachary Barnes
Roll for testicles to be added too
Nicholas Ramirez
Congratulations! I was going to take a pic and post the next time I went to the asian market, but I only get up there once a month. Good job.
Nicholas Perry
*unzips dick*
Asher Reed
TAKUSAN
Thomas Hall
I call potatoes to be the ingredient.
Daniel Lee
Walrus meat for the ingredient
Connor Flores
First they complain that Veeky Forums is shit, then they ask penis to be a main ingredient. Fuck me.
Josiah Ward
It's Fukui-san you poser fuck.
Levi Robinson
>fuck me
That's not really a creative use for the secret ingredient tbqh
Landon Anderson
...
Grayson Perez
Like the movie Superbad says, all the ebst food are shaped like dicks so it should be easy to substitute penis in them.
I unironically would try a penis corn dog if it was offered to me at the fair.
John Nguyen
SWEDEN YES
Jordan Young
...
Christopher Wright
beans
Leo Mitchell
that's a big apple what kind is it
Xavier Brown
Yella Peppa
Cameron Hughes
rolling
this is nice thread
Luis James
Ketchup
Michael Lopez
Thinly slice and fry the penis in strips. Use resulting dick bacon as delicious replacement in bacon-themed dishes.
Christopher Myers
winrar
Dominic Allen
Are you insane?
John Taylor
Ketchup Chips
Ingredients 2 Tbsp butter or coconut oil 2 Tbsp sugar 2 Tbsp tomato paste 4 tsp white vinegar ½ tsp smoked paprika (or regular paprika) ½ tsp salt ¼ tsp onion powder ¼ tsp garlic powder 12 cups thinly sliced potato
1. In a small saucepan, melt butter over medium heat. Whisk in sugar, tomato paste, vinegar, smoked paprika, salt, onion powder and garlic powder. Cook, whisking constantly, until sugar is dissolved, about 1 minute.
2. In large bowl, toss potato slices with tomato mixture to coat. Spread coated potato on large parchment paper-lined rimmed baking sheet.
3. Bake in 300°F oven, turning over once, until coating is dry to the touch, 15 to 18 minutes. Let cool on pan for 10 minutes to crisp.