Does anyone actually like these?

does anyone actually like these?

I remember in elementary school whenever it was like valentines day or whatever everyone would bring in candy and someone would always bring in these disgusting-ass cookies

who likes these?

these cookies are everything i look forward to when waking up

>bait thread this obvious
>does he even try anymore?

I enjoy them knowing they're bad. In reality I buy them at most once a year but when I do they're the best thing ever.

I can't stand these. I'm glad I found someone who shares the same disgust for these cookies.

do people like soft sugar cookies with cake frosting? they do user. yes they do

It's because they're peanut safe. Next question.

I can't even buy a whole thing because I eat them all.

The BEST, so fucking soft. The right amount of sweetness. MUH DIG

well that would explain why they were brought to school events and such then, but they're still disgusting. like eating a giant disc of pure frosting.

And its not even good frosting.

I hate these things.

Pornstars love them

>entire childhood
>"hey user, want a sugar cookie?"
>me and my dumbshit kid brain thinking that THIS time they mean the chewy, buttery deliciousness of an actual sugar cookie instead of this dry, bland trash: "yeah"
>entire childhood awash in disappointment

Softly, sweetly, they yield to me like the bosom of a young lover.

better than an orgasm

This is my shit. Go to Walmart once in a while and buy a pack of these (occasionally seasonal versions as well), so good. It's almost like crack.

Are they made of high Fructose corn syrup?

I could a section in just one sitting. Although I could do without the icing on them.

eating one of these is like stuffing your mouth full of flour and then putting a spoonful of the greasiest frosting in afterwards

These are the best cookies of all time. Perfect texture and a unique kind of sweetness.

I happen to like the dusting of flour. Also, how is a frosting "greasy?"

Same here especially the Halloween kind.
Also nice dubs

sorry, meant to say oily. it just feels really dense for a cookie

The cookie itself is a little dry so the "oily" frosting makes up for it.

My grandmother used to buy them regularly. Would stuff my face with it.

They're appealing because they're fucking big. They are though a really lousy cookie.

With that said it's not the worst thing Albertson's produce. The supermarket Mexican Wedding Cookie is the dryest thing possible.

They're disgusting but if you need an instant sugar rush they work

Why are they called "Makeout Cookies"?

They're so god damn soft they form a clumpy paste in my mouth, I fucking hate them. They look so good and that first bite is so good, but the very next instant is filled with regret.

I tongue punch their fart-holes all the time

>disgusting-ass
Nigger language is so cool xD

How the hell do they make the frosting so sweet that it's almost astringent/bitter? What makes it different than buttercream or, well, any real/homemade style of frosting?

Lofthouse cookies are amazing, who doesn't like them???

I sometime just pick up a 6 pack of beer and those cookies from my store

yea my dad used to buy them
they taste like plastic but its nostalgically good

sugar cookies are fucking garbage and i have no idea why anyone makes them

and since no one fucking wants them they always make a shit ton and show up HEEEY NEIGHBOR MERRY CHRISTMAS HERES 50 DISGUSTING SUGAR COOKIES thank you janet you know i love my sweets

I've bought gifts for a pornstar in the past

I had a fetish for no shit seeing women get gratified when I bought them stuff. Sent a random girl in Japan I was talking to on video chat like $5000 and I got so hard when she was saying thanks and stuff

Like people appreciating me made me get off

hey mr moneybags, i love you and you do great things. paypal in email field

Christmas is around the corner, user

Please be my Santa Claus

We have these in Canada. There only seems to be one flavour available at any given time (usually corresponding with a seasonal theme/holiday). The s'mores ones are GOAT

i fucking love those and I know how bad they are

fucking lemon loaf is the same shit, I demolish it

Fuck yes I could eat a whole box in one sitting

>I had a fetish for no shit seeing women get gratified when I bought them stuff.
That's just called being a beta.

They're so gross and cheap I can't help but love them.
They're like the fake fitted bimbos of cookies.

Occasionally I buy these just to remember why I don't like them, it usually doesn't take more than one

I think it's the frosting that ruins them for me, I love unfrosted sugar cookies but for some reason those kinds taste like shit

My dad gets these all the time, sometimes when my niece and nephew come over. They would be great without all the damn frosting in my opinion. Same thing with a lot of stuff like cake, sugar on top of sugar. But take off the frosting and it's breddy gud imo.


sugar cookies are awesome fite me

Lol fuck off. Let the guy have his fun.

No way this is real.

They were allergy free, which schools like.

This.

Theyre more like cookie shaped cake than actual cookies though, and im okay with that.

I ate two in a row once. Now have autism and diabeetus.

The cookies aren't very good but I'd eat a cock if you put frosting on it.

Fucking jimmies. Take those off and deal.

ditto

>peanut allergies

What the fuck happened to your generation? Seriously. We never worried about shit like that in school. Now it seems like tons of kids are allergic to something.

>hesnotwrong.jif

In previous generations they let kids with allergies loose in the wilderness.

I fucking hate those things. They taste like sugary mash.