What kind of za is this Veeky Forums?

So what is it?

I was expecting something like this

I think that is what was supposed to happen

lol perfect reaction pic

kill yourself

That looks as if someone had burnt a cyst to a cryspt

What is this.

Seriously though, whats that outer casing made of?
Are you supposed to eat it or just awkwardly scrape...whatever that is inside it off.
Why did they light it on fire?
Why did they use scissors to open it up and then cut it into portions?
How much does this freakshow of cuisine cost?

lol perfect word play

hmmm lackluster reply with poor effort and no originality.

Phlombeying something isn't just for taste but cooleness

What the fuck
I expected a gremlin in there. I won't sleep until we get some answers.

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How would Gordon Ramsey react to it?

it's a GO ZA

he'd yell a lot, then smile a bit for the audience and then cook up some really shitty scrambled eggs

looks like a cranberry-feta pizza baked inside a puffball fungus

What the fuck is the point of flambeeing the top part if you arent even going to acknowledge its existence

You know you're all retarded right? It's their take on baked Alaska

Wanna know why they call it baked Alaska?
Because it was a mistake when we bought it.

here's the video with sound

imgrum.net/media/1382644570789267703_1901275299

i tried to do some researching but i have no idea what it is

research gives off nothing, only thing i know it's somekind of subhuman shit

But it looks nothing like fried chicken.

ree why do these threads always die when i answer to them?

Checqued.

For real tho, I can't figure out what this thing is.

They douse it with a combustible liquid... then fan it.... then cut it with scissors to remove the top.

They remove the top... and it looks like some sort of dairy dish inside with chocolate chips

yup, also the hashtags don't tell anything. is this even a real thing?

its corean meme pizza

youtube.com/watch?v=KgDKjEKdKpU

it still looks fucking disgusting tho

I usually like webms like this but this looks pretty shit lmao.
Also
>using a scissor to cut food

Sadly, I agree. I think tableside theatrics can be really cool but this doesn't look good at all.

Cranberries on a pizza...

It's "bomba pizza" and a bigger meme than 'go 'za

Americans mess with pizza but Asians fucking violate it
what the hell is wrong with them

Its a metaphor for all your money going up in smoke. This is how you get memesters to drop 20 bucks on cheap cheese and dried fruit.

I saw this webm like 6 months ago.

pastry, thin, soggy
cheese, oily
cranberries on a pizza
salty
how long have you been serving this?
5 years, wow
damn
thankyou my dear

Some shitty Korean meme

thedailymeal.com/news/travel/koreans-are-setting-giant-pizza-dome-fire-and-eating-it/042916

It's not a giant pizza dome, it's actually quite a small pizza.

lmao

that's so much theatrics for something that clearly isn't worth it

that's the proper way to cut a pizza buddy

>"uncooked pizza"
>"dome of dough turns into a scratch-made oven for the pizza inside to be cooked to perfection"
>"the “dome” (which is usually made out of squid ink)"

Does this person know ANYTHING about food?

I've had this before and mind you, was not worth the money.

that's the US series.
If it was the UK series he'd yell a bit, have serious discussion with the staff, train up the shit ones and help the struggling ones through their tough RL problems, then he'd just redesign their menu with 3 dishes.

He comes back 6months later, the british pub is doing well, everyone's saved.

fucking chinks I swear

youtube.com/watch?v=KgDKjEKdKpU

Looks like you eat the top. Flambéeing makes it crisp up.

It's completely burnt, isn't it? Don't you get cancer from eating that?

Anyone who says they didn't read that in Gordon's voice is a fucking liar.

>flombay

lol this is brilliant, trick vapid bitches into buying your $100 flaming pizza even though it doesn't taste good so they can post it on fb.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS YOU DONKEY! A PIZZA?! A FUCKING PIZZA?!! IT LOOKS LIKE YOU JUST SHAT OUT A BALLOON YOU DIRTY PIG!!!

FUCK OFF!!

>scissors
ABORTABORTABORTABORTABORT

This is how people make money today.

Tinny Tim would be spinning in his grave if he found out what sort of cunts like using ukulele music for now.

>That'll be $379 plus tip.

I've never seen one before, no one has, but I believe it's a white sauce 'go 'za.

I saw a video about how Koreans literally don't have any actual pizza in Korea.

Those are gooks. Chinks are chinese and nips are japs

>no pizza in korea.

There's been a Pizza Hut in Seoul since 1984, moron.

correct

i was expecting this

truly disgusting. it looks like a gaping wound crawling with maggots

fugg :DDD

fuck you dad why can't you just get me a cake already

He said actual pizza, not shitty murrican junkfood.

youtube.com/watch?v=KgDKjEKdKpU

Is this real?
Red kidney beans and cottage cheese?
for what purpose?

Even the fucking file name.

I'm watching MasterChef as I read this, which is great.

"Damn...."

wala

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>tricking dumb vapid people into buying your useless crap
age old business method

which is what exactly?

lurk more please
[spoiler]'go 'za[/spoiler]

>lurk more please
>fails at the spoiler tags
[spoiler]kek[/spoiler]

hoisted by my own petard, I know
I just haven't been on Veeky Forums in a couple months and forgot

lurk more faggot

eat your shitty 'go 'za you fudgepacker

Nothing says delicious like mashed tripe stewed in vomit with cockroaches, roasted inside a flaming fucking tire tube.

Will they serve it at Trump Tower?

From what I understand, it's a korean thing to use scissors to cut up meat.

I feel like pizza hut would be closer to real pizza than whatever the moldy thing in the webm is.

I was expecting this

oh my god

Reminds me of this.

youtube.com/watch?v=L8tSPh7ZXJc

jesus this is good

>thankyou my dear
every single fucking time

Read it in his voice and everything

Seriously what the fuck is even around it? It looks like it's covered in fur

christ

>We were expecting a savory pizza but instead were given a pizza with cranberries, nuts and more ricotta cheese on squid ink dough.

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>>>/reddit/

You're supposed to light that with a rainbow painted tazer. This is fucking armature hour.