Is it weird if I put mayo on my pizza?

Is it weird if I put mayo on my pizza?

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I don't see why not. I put ranch on it. Problem?

>ranch on pizza
Redneck

>he doesn't put ranch on his pizza
>he doesn't put mayo on his pizza
>he doesn't put ketchup on his pizza

>no ranch on pizza

Pleb. Enjoy your shite pizza.

Actual ranch dressing isn't that good, but theres a local palce that has their own sauce thats obviously inspired by ranch but different. Its very good

Mayo is pretty common in certain countries but I think it makes pizza extremely greasy

>ketchup on pizza

Yes, actually. It turns out that's pretty weird.

I know, nig should be gassed for that.

His favorite pizza is probably a combination of ranch ketchup hamburger and pineapple.

You should put Miracle Whip on it instead. It's actually a really good pizza when you're stoned.

>Miracle Whip

Fucking what.

I went to rehab years ago in Houston and the locals would always dip their pizza in ranch dressing and I found it SO DISGUSTING REE.

>mayo on my pizza

do americans really do this?

No. Scandies do afaik.

Eastern Euros, Baltic countries, and Asians do, not Americans

Americans /basically/ do: pizza and ranch.

What are you? Japanese?

Whatever sick shit you do in the privacy of your own home is your business, but to openly display it in public is an affront to decency.

Mayo on pizza master race reporting.

Yo, mayo is a shit idea,
but I like that Spectacular Spider-Pizza.

Meh... I've heard of weirder shit.

Are Italian pizza crust supposed to be soft like loaf bread? I had this italian inspired restaurant serving this soft pizza shit

I will stab you
Cunt

Only when it's a pizza with lots of meat on it.

Don't do it if it has veggies, shrooms, fish or (god forbid) fruit on it.

>he doesn't lard coat his pizza

i went to rural quebec and they asked if i wanted butter on my pizza

Japanese do. Their basic standard pizzas and kids pizzas are literally just corn, broccoli and mayo.

>almost 2017
>not just having an Australian pizza

mayo is pretty close to ranch which some people like to dip their pizza in, so i don't see why not

No mayo on pizza in Danmark atleast, but we do add creme fraiche dressing, the same kind thats used with kebab

No. Mayo is supposed to go on food.

hello high blood pressure ausfag
how is the obesity epidemic going? :^)

>the edges are burnt
>not the center

Mayo on Pizza is weird, but I have it as a dip, bloody lovely.

But then, i'm British, what the fuck would I know about good food.

Is it weird I haven't had more than two slices of pizza in a full year?

>not using superior tartar sauce

You were that kid. I know it.

The fuck is that?

Not hollaindaise?
Caviar perhaps. Not sure.

I don't know user, it's not to my taste personally. But if you enjoy it, then why question it? Why's it only half though?

Looks like ranch, mang.

Thats cause we are known for our diversity of food
learn you somethin outside your shit home town and get good

I put honey on my pizza all the time recently I tried peanut butter and it turned out well.

>burnt
>not knowing that it's just lots of vegemite

i'm underweight, rest of ausfatland can kill themselves for all I care, iunno how the rest of my country manages to be consistently 100kg+

Looks like frosting to me.

I live in AZ and only Mexicans put ranch on their pizza.

I'm Dutch and even I don't put mayonaise on my pizza

Degenerate

I also live in AZ and I've known many white fat fucks who put ranch on their pizza.

i like to put some mayo or 1000 island on my plate to dip the crusts in

Real mayo isn't greasy.

Nah, japs and gooks do it all the time.

Oh lord that looks delicious

Good mayo has a slight salt taste, and a few flavor qualities.
Nothing wrong with that.

Mediocre tasteless mayo? Why would you use that?

Garlic flavored mayo with more vinegar and pepper isn't mayo. Its basically a cheaper version of proper garlic dressing.

Same is true of Mayo flavored to imitate Béarnaise sauce.
It tastes bernaise with a slight hint of the method used to create the mayo.

this should explain what is going on in >when you're stoned