Ranch or honey mustard?

HONEY DILL FOR TENDIES

Neither. Chicken tenders are for 7 year olds.

why not both?

Ranch is for fat girls in the midwest and especially Texas.

Ketchup for both.

Htf did you not mention Mississippi? We've got the crown of fattest state in the union. Give credit where it's due.

Mix this with yucateco green and we're in tendie town.

Only one mustard.

Why not fill your body with chemicals?

Mix them together.

Ranch for the chicken and pic related for the fries

>this is the only acceptable answer

Faggot

That's mustard - not a mustard sauce. Big difference.

I have to agree that absolutely nothing beats buffalo sauce as far as chicken is concerned.

Ranch for the tendies. Ketchup for the fries.

This is objectively the correct answer. Well done.

Chipotle Mayo

I drink a shitload of water, fucking chemicals man.

Ranch and BBQ for both

Dip in the BBQ first, then into the Ranch. The BBQ is thick and has vinegar, which means it will stick to the tendie/fries while allowing you to add a coating of Ranch.

The Ranch shouldn't be full of BBQ sauce by the end of the meal. It means you're a pleb tier dipper.

Ketchup for both you retard

this is true. mustard DRESSING, like this stuff, is great for dipping. the thick stuff, actual mustard, that you put on sandwiches etc... not as good for dipping.

Bleach?

Together to make Honey Ranch.

I go with one Sweet and Sour and one Honey Mustard.

This. Ranch and honey mustard are two of the worst condiments out there.

>be euro living in us
>try ranch for the first time this summer past
>love it
>find out early november that ranch can be 'made' at home using sachets of ranch seasoning, kinda like using stock cubes to make soup
>buy three sachets of ranch seasoning
>buy a 3lb pot of sour cream
>make ranch
>eat that shit with just about everything
>it's all gone in ten ten days
I ate an average of about 5oz/160g of ranch daily during that time. I think I'm all ranched out now.
Honey mustard, please.

>mayonnaise
I asked for mayonnaise at some chicken shop or other a while back and people looked at me as though I'd sprouted an extra head.
>you eat chicken tenders with mayonnaise?!?!?!?!
>"so do you, whenever you get a chicken sandwich."
>oh. yeah, that makes sense

Fried chicken of any kind dipped in mayonnaise is GOAT. Chipotle mayonnaise just ups the ante.

>I asked for mayonnaise at some chicken shop or other a while back and people looked at me as though I'd sprouted an extra head.
>you eat chicken tenders with mayonnaise?!?!?!?!

I've done this too, but I then mix it with ketchup to make Fry/Fancy sauce. It's my favorite condiment, and I find it goes well with the Chicken Tenders just as good as it does Fries.

Ranch is for fat niggers and white trash, everyone else saying it here is obese.

The only thing ranch is good for is a plate of vegetables.

>Ranch is for fat niggers and white trash
>puts it on his veggies

So are you fat, a nigger, white trash, a fat nigger, fat white trash, or a fat white trash nigger?

I don't.

I was saying the middle of a vegetable plate at a party or something. It literally should go on anything else.

And I don't eat the ranch shit in the middle of the veggie plate.

I like my vegetables without being drowned in fat and salt.

Nice assumption faggot, but to be fair, I didn't clarify.

*shouldn't

Fucking typing fast on the phone, oops

Sweet mustard and sweet pickles are the shittiest things on earth

White gravy is the correct answer, fucking plebs

>You might be a redneck if...

Nonech and noney mustard.

Surprisingly tasty.

Mix them together

>No BBQsaucefags

this stuff with lots of crystal or tabasco sauce.

Hey man, I'm from Ye Olde Worlde™. Our main exports are history and people to work in American academia who eat deep-fried sticks of potato with mayonnaise.
However, we don't eat pasta or tuna or chicken with mayonnaise. At least not in my country. That's all you, pal.
>get taken to muy autentico american barbecue joint for colleague's thingamabob event
>we order a rack of ribs, a pound of brisket, and a whole chicken for the table
>each of us orders his own sides
>they have pasta salad
>i love pasta salad
>order pasta salad
>waitress serves me tub of mayonnaise with three lonely-looking pasta bits peering up at me

I was expecting a different sort of pasta salad, so I was a bit let down. The one I'm used to is just pasta, blanched veg and chopped boiled egg (and occasionally cut up sausages or ham) toss with a mustard-based vinaigrette. Was not expecting mayonnaise.

Sweet pickles are horrible, yes, but sweet mustard can be okay, depending on the type.

Is this a trick question?

This guy gets it

Fucking honey mustard, how is this even a question?

Why do you bother putting that garbage food on a plate? Just eat it out of the paper bag it came in. You're not fooling anyone, you uncivilized beast.

How about sweet thai chili sauce you uncultured swine

>tfw this wasn't a gif

Where the hell is the spicy bbq sauce reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

...

>sweet thai chili sauce

why, is it 2008 again?

I hate all sweet sauces. So ranch.

this
>whycantwehaveboth.gif

nandos medium or sriracha on the chicken
belgian mayo with garlic for the fries

Where do I find a meal like this?

Literally the other way around you pleb

>why, is it 2008 again?

Was this a thing in 2008....I wasn't born then

Ketchup for the fries

Chic fil a sauce for the tendies

looks like ihop to me.