Sergey is about to do his Sergey thing. Let's channel our energy and good vibes thru the memes of this thread.
I need all my stinky linkies in this one - I'm talking to you, annoying user that posts the good vibes pasta, Pepe baller, mooing tonight dude, a$$b14ster, rice only guy, Sherlocklink, rank posting people, cryptotakeoff guy that betrayed us when he sold his link, glowing eyed link meme user, and all the other famous linkies I'm not mentioning.
Post the best memes, the best wishes to Sergey, and the best shills.
If you were here in October you'd know that edging is a cornerstone of the SmartContract.com company. There is no hype, only energy spent towards working on the product. In fact edging was what Sergey focused on for his Philosophy degree. This explains why partnerships are being kept secret and the suddenness of the inevitable singularity. When the singularity happens, be sure to open the Citizen app if you live in the SF bay area and look for an incident titled "office building flooded with semen" as Sergey et al will no longer be able to contain themselves. Sergey will blow the biggest load though as he's expressed a greater propensity of a hard on for decentralization. In fact in his interviews the first word Sergey says to candidates is "decentralization." No sentences or words around it. He looks intensely at their crotch, and if the candidate doesn't get wet or hard in 30 seconds the candidate is rejected.
Jordan King
live stream link plz
Jason Jones
let's not forget why were really here. To get paid by Raj in some more of that juicy link.
Sergey will do us proud. He's gon shake things up. We're gonna forget all about bitcoin, bear markets, everything. LINK will remind everyone why we are still in crypto: for dem sick, sick gains.
+ Officer Ranks - General of ChainLink: General Sergey Nazarov - General: 500001+ LINK - Lieutenant General: 250001-500000 LINK - Major General: 175001-250000 LINK - Brigadier General: 125001-175000 LINK - Colonel: 75001-125000 LINK - Lieutenant Colonel: 50001-75000 LINK - Major: 35001-50000 LINK - Captain: 25001-35000 LINK - First Lieutenant: 20001-25000 LINK - Second Lieutenant: 15001-20000 LINK
XXX + Non-Commissioned Officer Ranks - Sergeant Major: 10001-15000 LINK - Master Sergeant: 9001-10000 LINK - Sergeant First Class: 7501-9000 LINK - Staff Sergeant: 5001-7500 LINK - Sergeant: 3501-5000 LINK - Corporal: 1501-3500 LINK
XXX + Enlisted Ranks - Specialist: 501-1500 LINK - Private: 1-500 LINK
OATMEAL BRO WHERE ARE YOU BROTHER? WE WILL MAKE IT.
Lincoln Bailey
>only enough money to be Specialist Whatever. Every penny helps.
Jordan Hill
I saw Sergey at a grocery store in Dallas yesterday. He was in the candy aisle driving around on a motorized shopping cart and I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to ride out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually he turned back around and after nearly running over a small child without apologizing, brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly. Interesting man, but do we really want to be investing our money into this guy?
DO NOT UNDER ESTIMATE THE POWER OF POSITIVE THOUGHT! ESPECIALLY COLLECTIVE POSITIVE THOUGHT!
THIS SHIT IS GOING TO REACH $1,000 EASILY! HOLD THAT THOUGHT AND VISUALIZE IT IN YOUR MIND EVERYDAY AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE STARTING NOW AND IT WILL MANIFEST INTO REALITY. DO IT! I'M NOT JOKING!
VISUALIZE AS OFTEN AND AS DETAILED AS POSSIBLE!
EVERYTHING IS ENERGY AND VIBRATION ATTUNE YOUR VIBRATIONS TO MATCH THAT OF MONEY AND IT WILL FLOW TO YOU
Jeremiah Williams
2-3 hours
Adrian Nelson
You are a MANIAC!
Jacob Evans
SELL YOUR REQ, YOUR BAT, AND YOUR NEO. IT IS TIME TO ASCEND.
>Whosoever therefore thou art that now desireth to study this science, keep silence and constantly conceal within the secret closets of your Religious breast, so holy a determination;
>for (as Mercury saith) to publish to the knowledge of many a speech thoroughly filled with so great majesty of the Deity, is a sign of an irreligious spirit
