What's your waifu's cooking like?

What's your waifu's cooking like?

homey, non-pretentious food.

Things like simple beef stew, biscuits and gravy from scratch, eggs over easy with fresh cracked pepper and buttered toast

idk man i don't have a waifu i have a qt3.14 to cook for me
gb2 animu board faggot

Watch out, OP. You're about to trigger all of the housewives and numales that browse Veeky Forums. You already caught one of them.

She's not very fond of grilling anymore.

She's been depicted as bad at prepwork, so I'm assuming pretty bad.

Unless you mean my actual wife. She's okay at a small amount of things, but overall I'm a much better cook.

she almost always just orders pizza but she can make a pretty damn good homemade one. otherwise it's all chips and cup noodles

She makes amazing cookies and home made soups but can't cook a cut of beef if her life depended on it.

I'm the one who does the cooking for her. You guys need to treat your waifu to a nice homemade meal sometime.

does your ____ knows you are cheating her with your ____?

>biscuits and gravy
wow
not sure what this is but ill try it
>gordon takes a bite
gosh, so greasy
lumps of fatty meat
this is not what scones should be paired with
thankyou my dear, im done
>waifu takes plate away
wow
damn
what a shame

She bakes a lot of sweets and loves parties and treats

Alright, you got a solid kek out of me.

Jokes on you Gordon was my waifu all along

Potato soup from the old country

I prefer to do the cooking myself

if anything i would be the one in the kitchen

My waifu is physically unable to cook, and she pretty much doesn't care what she eats either

her cooking isnt very good but i just like her for her butthole and feets

>implying

Gordon loves simple home cooking

Friendly reminder he made a goddamn chip butty on tv.

Please keep doing this, I love you.

>implying your waifu doesn't make you do all chores and mundane tasks in exchange for spending all your money and constantly torturing and teasing you
femdom waifu best waifu

Well she works as an apprentice baker at Sugarcube Corner, she seems pretty good at making cakes and cupcakes except for that one time Applejack helped her make cupcakes when she was tired and got the whole town sick

I thought you said "butthole and farts" but then I realized you were some kind of sicko.

>mfw I know what pony he's talking about

there is nothing wrong with a girls soft slightly sweaty feet

Hey so is mine.
Your waifu wouldn't happen to like oranges would she?

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I would cook for her.

I'll do my best for you user

A lot of chips and cola.

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Hamster waifufag pls go.
Do not sexualize the hamster imouto.

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