HE IS HERE

>boring

Sir!

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i'm everywhere

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Hurry up it's starting

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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HE'S FATTER THAN HE'S EVER BEEN. WHAT THE FUCK SERGEY 45 MINUTES CARDIO EVERY MORNING THATS ALL YOU NEED

HE JUST SAID LINK $1K EOY HOLY SHIT ITS HAPPENING CHECK EM

I can’t get in! I’m going to get a day pass

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he has about 20 identical shirts

PLEASE user STREAM AND I WILL DONATE

>VMPFyJmO
TY kind user

fatter = more time eating at fancy dinners with prospective clients = bullish

Holy fuck he's actually wearing the same shirt

He knows biz fucks with his shirt, it cant be anything else, i mean... 4 times the same shirt, fucking meme god.

There's already a thread:

is it just me or did segey gain weight again
his shirt lools tighter than usual
i wonder if hes doing well financially considering his diet and the fact that he wears the same shirt every day

he is one with the meme

PLEASE STREAM WITH PERISCOPE
IT'S NOT HARD

How stinky is the room right now?

if you stream ill send you 100 link

The javascript has been hacked and now all LINK nodes are being affected, meaning they will go offline one by one.

But here's the real trick; every node that goes offline first has to be validated by other nodes,
Thus the first node won't go offline until EVERY SINGLE NODE has verified it actually has gone offline

LINK will be in an infinite javascript loop. Maybe if you're a programmer you will recognize FOR and WHILE loops.
Well.. This is a FOR loop that NEVER ends.

The price will TANK to at least 100 satoshi. Maybe even lower when the nodes are actually verified being offline.

Sergey is now busy setting up extra nodes to undo this process. Called contra-hacking. He has injected some GO-language code, pseudo-offline code, into the ChainLink network.
This means nodes will appear the be online, while they are struggling to go offline, but in the meantime they cant because it isnt verified yet.
Neat trick if you ask me, but it wont last long before the other nodes will know whats really going on.

Sell now, or be stuck in NodeLimbo forever

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaAAAAaAAAAaAAAAaAAAAaAAAAAAaAAAAaAAAAAAaAAAAaAAAHH

>hows his finances
>maybe people giving him 32 MILLION DOLLARS wasnt enough for his big boy appetite

I can stream sound only, no visuals. Give me a few minutes to find a good opportunity when they're all focused on the board.

Not needed, but donation of stinky linkies would be appreciated.

0x86cCC85F4cC551589760ECf364E551069176F443

He is the new Steve Jobs

I'm trying to but don't get too many hopes up, user. My phone will probably fuck it up. So if anyone seriously considered it, do NOT donate anything yet, since for now I can not guarantee to deliver.

kekked

POST STREAM BEFORE ASKING FOR DONATIONS YOU ASSPIRATE

STFU AND POST STREAM FIRST BEFORE POSTING YOUR ADDRESS

PLEASE!

Stop fucking posting and get your shit figured out jesus christ man we're 8 minutes in

stream link guys???

He's bulking because we wants to be buff as fuck when he's a bitchmagnet.

God he looks so confident. Just another fuckin day for our Sergey.

HURRRY THE FUCK UP

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The suspense is killing me gg ending it

They they start speaking yet? Can you at least give us a summary of the talking points?

better than nothing

You are a MANIAC!

hi rory

POST STREAM FFS

Yes dude get us sound and I'll send you linkies

HAI KAKA

If you get us sound I'll eat my own dick at this point

They're reviewing just the stuff that's already known so far. I'll try to set-up before it gets juicy, if at all.

THEY DO NOT SELL DAY PASSES AHHHHHHH!!!

I'll eat this anons dick too

thanks for updates user

Use Periscope
it's really not that hard

very excite

I'm here too, sergey just said Beta launch Q2 2018

Are they planning a Q&A at the end? Maybe we can get few questions in.

WHAT THE FUCK

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Getting it up, but this stupid lightblue shirted faggot pajeet behind me keeps looking over my shoulder.

larp

ITS SO EASY TO JUST USE PERISCOPE WTF

SALESFORCE PARTNERSHIP/USER OF CHAINLINK CONFIRMED HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Wow what a packed event! You guys are going to the moon in no time

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>there will be no fucking stream

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STOP FUCKING POSTING NOBODY GIVES A SHIT GET THE FUCKING STREAM UP YOU DIRTY MONKEY NIGGER

i am in the conf ..cant stream...sry...he said mainnet q2/2019. i cant believe it and i market sold as soon as i hear that. it over link fags...move on .

EARLY
ADOPTERS

Do you think he wore the shirt... for us?

CHECKED

DINGDINGDINGDING
Jackpot!
Linky Super Stinky $1000 EOTY

legendary

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No one is going to tell you off for streaming it. dont worry about the fuck behind you

FLOOD THIS GUY

twitter.com/crypto_select

this. if you're a Linkie, fucking get in there with some questions

I can’t get in. I’m gonna go find some food and see if I can get a picture with him at 4:30.

lol thank god i i sold all my link.

its so funny watching linkies getting excited about their moon-mission, which will never come.

who sent in the technotarded squad of link marines?

ASK IF HIS LINKY STAYS REALLY STINKY

ELON MUSK JUST WALKED ON STAGE WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING AHHHHHHH

STREAM !!!!!!!!!!

at least post a pic of how many people are in there. is it packed?

pscp.tv/w/1eaKbpeMwZZJX?channel=news&sidebar=false

Areyou fucking with us orshould we break out the memes?

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FAGGOT

AMA ..I am conf room. i can aswer u r q's

fuck off

WHY IS SERGEY SUCKING SOME DUDES DICK ON STAGE?! IS THIS GOOD FOR LINK?

m.youtube.com/watch?v=4hR4rDbJPM4

Ask that hottie Boring if she's wearing panties.

GIVE STREAM REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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I waited all week for this, and no stream.

Goddamnit Rory, I thought this was part of your job.

HE HAS RISEN!

This was the only thing that could have brightened up my day

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ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?

ARE YOU
NOT
ENTERTAINED?

IS THIS NOT WHY YOU'RE HERE?

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top kek

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At least the audio will be posted later.

TOO FUCKING LATE THIS LIVESTREAM WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE HIGHTLIGHT OF MY WEEK