Jack

My all time favorite is his entire family losing an epic battle.....to forks

does the man not own other cutlery?

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the best part of that was he called the company to complain and they were like "did you read the directions?" and he was like "no of course not" in a sort of bragging sense

I'm not sure he CAN read

jesus

This one made me lose my shit. This was so good.

Literally every single one of his review videos, he says at the beginning something to the effect of "real men dont use directions", then proceeds to assemble the device incorrectly, then proceeds to use it incorrectly and then complains about it.

I hate this fat fuck, I want to watch him die slowly

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You really have to go back you faggot

What device is he using right there?? I could really use one...

how does he manage to fuck EVERYTHING up

Spiralizer

thanks bro

practice knife skills you fucking plebeian

god damn

I'm sorry, but something about this webm really demonstrates how fucking stupid this fat fuck is...

do you think tammy made him find and clean up that chunk of pork fat?

plz no ban

At "two cap fulls" I got a feeling like when the car suddenly dips, like a roller-coaster.

I'm not even from this board, truly horrifying stuff.

come on man, come fucking on; this can't be real.....god damnit

who is this beautiful goddamn natural disaster

how have i never heard of or seen this man before

this is absolutely horrifying

That is the best named vid I've ever seen.

This is for my salmon bagels in morning.. Anything that makes my life easier at 6am is welcome, you turd.

Otherwise, yeah, no reason to own shitty devices.

Cooking with Jack

So he's like a shitty How To Basic?

It's so fucking cold it can't even melt cheese jesus christ fuck.

He's lucky he didn't lose a finger doing that retarded ass shit

Why does Veeky Forums even like this guy?

you faggots have infected /pol/ with this now, you know that?

I laughed hard. What the fuck is this guy doing

Is he on youtube?

proof?

This triggers the fuck out of me every time I see it.

>using knife on glass
>knife just crushes its way through the burg
>all that liquid squeezing out
>slice of hard unmelted cheese
>opens up the burger
>huge lopsided slice of tomato
>totally fucking raw ground beef

no, he's actually trying.

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It's not beef, it's buffalo. Doesn't really make it any better though.

bison.

seriously has jack ever addressed the fact he keeps cooking raw shit? like it's so obvious, how can he just ignore it

it probably shot right into one of her fat folds
it might even still be there today

>Gordon Ramsay Masterclass ad on Jack videos
No thanks Gordon. Jack is my Master.

its so disgusting in concept i legit wanna know how it tastes. its so crazy that it might be some weird secret thing like white chocolate and caviar or some shit.

youtube.com/watch?v=eEwIAUUhc5E

at first I was thinking it could work because I've made interesting fruit cheesecakes before, then he added all the salsa stuff and though maybe it could work with significantly less sweets stuff, then he adds cool whip, then cheese. I was giving it the benefit of the doubt at first but fucking hell this went too far.

in a sorta defense to that i have like the worst fucking reaction to onions when i cut them i cant see for the entire time im doing it. though i dont use a fucking chapflap like a god damn pussy.(i gotta get some goggles tho. lighting matches isnt enough anymore) also white vinegar + mayo dude wtf.

i also like how hes just holding the knife as if hes going to use it.

what animal was that before fat fuck mgee brutalized it?

fat from tammy's liposuction

its a thing fucking slice of mozzerella or provalone like its the easiest shit to melt

I think it's supposed to be barbecued pork, which should be fall-apart tender

btw Jack has said on his sunday streams that he browses Veeky Forums and Veeky Forums specifically.

You need to stop making these threads

Why was it at the vinegar? mayo and vinegar are often used together, the nauseating part was adding mayo to beans in the first place.

>myth busters but for food
you mean americas test kitchen?

cuz if you mix white vinegar and mayo together its likely to separate the oil from the egg

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That doesn't seem to happen whenever I make coleslaw or macaroni salad.

is Mitch married to Jack's sister?
how deep does the Jack Lore Go?

Why is this disgusting turd allowed to live

If only an industrious user would take on the role of Jack lore master and search the annals of Jack history and put together a comprehensive guide on pastebin or something

It would be a great introduction for the newly initiated as well as an invaluable resource for the seasoned Jackthusiast

Was this Jack's doing?

RIP

AND

TEAR

I don't think you understand how emulsions work

Did he take this video down when he realised his stupidity?

>despite having food poisoning

why would that be sufficient reason to stop?

maybe he'll finally realize that he's bad and make efforts to improve.

>topkek

Hey Jack, if you're reading this, I hope you fucking kill yourself

On hearing this, Jesus said to them, "It is not the healthy who need a doctor, but the sick. I have not come to call the righteous, but sinners." Mark 2:17

I for one welcome Jack Scalfani maybe he can teach you guys some tricks of the trade

i remember going to my ex's uncles house for dinner once and they only set forks on the table

it was so fucking weird

Jesus christ there's a startling amount of newfaggotry in this thread and change in content on this board. Have we been raided? Did someone crosspost us on another board. what is going on