AS I WALK THROUGH THE VALLEY OF THE SHADOW OF DEATH I TAKE A LOOK AT MY BAGS AND REALIZE THERES NONE LEFT CAUSE I'VE BEEN FUDDING AND SHITPOSTING SO LONG THAT EVEN MY MOMMA THINKS MY INITIAL INVESTMENTS GONE
BUT I AINT NEVER DUMPED A COIN THAT DIDNT DESERVE IT ME CAUGHT BAGHOLDING? MAN YOU KNOW THATS UNHEARD OF
YOU BETTER CHECK YOUR FOMO, AND WATCH THE ORDER LOG OUR YOUR BIGGEST BAG IS NEXT TO GET: >BOGGED
I REALLY LOVE TO PUMP BUT NOW I GOTTA DUMP THEN I OPEN MY BLOCKFOLIO ITS SICKER THAN POLIO IM THE KIND OF WHALE THAT LITTLE NOCOINERS WANNA BE, NO DOUBT BUT NOW ALL I SEE IS PINK WOJACKS AND I CANT CASH OUT
SHIT POSTED ONCE OR TWICE LIVING IN A FUDDERS PARADISE WOAHHHH WOAHHHH WOAHHHH SHIT POSTED ONCE OR TWICE LIVING IN A FUDDERS PARADISE
TELL ME WHY ARE WEEEE SO BLIND TO SEEEEE THAT THE ONES WE DUMP ON ARE YOU AND ME
Buy my bags tonight, I don’t want them anymore and want my losses to die Browsing through Veeky Forums Pajeets just won’t leave me alone But I don’t have any fiat for their scamcoins Anymore
Buy my bags tonight Because all my money’s gone and the shilling won’t die Staring at Binance Another shitcoin just launched But I just can’t buy any and the price of my bags Drops, and drops
And if all of that oldfag FUD Turns the price of my bags to dust To crash by your side Will just give me FOMO and urge to buy And if another StinkLink scam Turns my gainz to jam To crash by your side Why won’t the FOMO just let me die?
Buy my bags tonight I just missed another pump, again again, again The chinks have just woke up I thought Oh God, my weights will go at last (But they just dumped on everyone and Amerimutts are mad)
Buy my bags tonight, My skin is getting pink, Pink, pink More (((news anchor))) FUD, The /g/ays and /v/irgins just laugh And the support lines on my holds Just continue to fall
And if all of that oldfag FUD Turns the price of my bags to dust To crash by your side Will just give me FOMO and urge to buy And if another StinkLink scam Turns my gainz to jam To crash by your side Why won’t the FOMO just let me die?
Oh, these are my bags and they never get bought These are my bags and they never get bought...
>it's another 'people loosing their shit for a pitiful dip when they should be thinking in the long run' episode I hope most of the people spamming shit are memeing