Ketchup

>Ketchup
>Children put it on food to mask the flavors their immature palates cannot handle

>Hot sauce
>"""Adults""" put it on food to mask the flavors their immature palates cannot handle

only pedantic actchullys care if people put ketchup on things.

>that one guy who takes a little hot sauce bottle with him everywhere he goes

Hillary

What if an Adult puts it on food not to mask flavor, but to enhance it?

There's a difference between a sauce that's so strong that's all you can taste vs. something that complements the food.

That was literally an appeal/pandering to black people thing (they love hot sauce)

>that one guy who takes a little pocket turtle with him everywhere he goes

t. eats his fries plain

Too soon

Ketchup is as bad as mustard and mayonnaise.

I wonder if he ever traded his good boy points for more mcnuggies.