Woke up this morning after a bottle of bourbon and I'd made fried chicken with an entire 2kg packet of chicken. About half of it left on a plate in the fridge.
I also ordered two Dominos pizzas at some point during the night and ate only four slices from them.
What do you crave when you're drunk?
I cook a packet of ramen or make hot dogs
I have been known to order a large bucket of chicken from KFC
Drinking reserve cognac and vaping grains of paradise.
Life doesn't get anymore sensual than this.
>trolling me softly with his song...
>still drinking alcohol in 2016
SHIGGY DIGGY
Drank 5 bottles of yuengling black and tan. Ate a can of chef boyardee spaghetti and meatballs, then a small Caesar salad with croutons, kraft parmesean, then I baked and ate frozen target pizza. Think I'm gonna go lift then eat another can and some homemade chex mix.
what are you, 12? How do you live with this hellscape? Why has the internet turned into babysitting?
Unlike your mongoloid ass, I can use other things to get intoxicated. Alcohol is for wimps. Want something better to drink? Gasoline. Shit's good. Bleach is always fun as well, maybe you should drink that.
go to bed.
Son, you have school tomorrow. I think you should be the one to get some rest. I'll be in later to tuck you in.