Quads and I kill myself on camera

StonedTime
StonedTime

100k+ in debt from crypto and general gambling
30yo balding
Wife left me
Parents don't speak to me
No job, useless humanities degree
No friends, only calls I get is collection agencies
Live in a moldy student building, roommate with chad who has loud sex every day

That's it Veeky Forums, crypto was my last chance at this life. Quads get to decide my execution method (as long as it doesn't involve harming other people)

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haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Rolling

askme
askme

you gotta tell me how, default is pain meds + antidepressants overdose

massdebater
massdebater

How exactly did you get someone to actually lend you 100k OP??

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Why neck yourself when you can escape to some paradise where they haven't invested money yet?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

just buy shipchain and wait 1 year
youre suffering will turn into blessing.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

dancing til exhaustion

whereismyname
whereismyname

This!!! Just go someplace warm in Asia and they’ll surely have a high demand for English teachers, do it OP!!!

King_Martha
King_Martha

how would you even go anywhere if you're that fucked and deep in debt

farquit
farquit

Don't quit now. End it faggot.

happy_sad
happy_sad

Seems reasonable with student loans + credit cards
Rolling for seppuku

Bidwell
Bidwell

Heroin overdose. You feel great then just kinda fall asleep and never wake up.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Allah snackbar into a building

Snarelure
Snarelure

Quads is too much, what do we get for trips?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

buy a cheap motorcycle and ramp it off a cliff

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

asphyxiation masturbation death

whereismyname
whereismyname

Tide pod challenge

Nojokur
Nojokur

He already borrowed 100k, he can figure out a way to a get a couple hundred just to fly himself to Thailand or something.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Just posting so we can get closer to ****5555

MPmaster
MPmaster

Drink gasoline

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Roll

massdebater
massdebater

Drink drain cleaner and then swallow a bunch of tinfoil

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

5555
kys faggot

Methnerd
Methnerd

Seppuku reroll

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Snarelure
Snarelure

Quads roll

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

All in link

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Reroll

FastChef
FastChef

Don't do it

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Thaf’s it

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Of old age, with your children and grandchildren by your side

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

WITNESSED

MPmaster
MPmaster

This

King_Martha
King_Martha

So close fuck

farquit
farquit

Check em

TreeEater
TreeEater

Checkem

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Singles or pink id and I kys myself

whereismyname
whereismyname

Default on debts, move to thailand or cambodza

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Supergrass
Supergrass

jump off a building in the most populated area wherever you live

happy_sad
happy_sad

Just declare bankruptcy and develop a marketable skill. Go full recluse and learn some programming if you're too proud to subsist on minimum wage.

Supergrass
Supergrass

guys we missed 5555, and 6666 won't happen for hours

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

hey work out. you got the time. this will change everything.

Emberfire
Emberfire

bud, stop fishing for attention. you';re a fag if you want (you)'s from random guys on Veeky Forums. if you were serious aboot necking yourself you would've done it already. faggot.

also:
useless humanities degree

what a huge excuse... look up the founder of Alibaba, that chink also did only a humanities degree. being able to master WORDS is a huge skill. you're just too weak to figure out how to do it. look up any screenwriter, those fuckers make $millions$ of shekels from selling words. you stupid faggot. get the fuck off Veeky Forums with these types of pointless threads. you nigger.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

don't kill urself yet user, take some people with you first

askme
askme

Decapitation using train. If you do it at night and wear dark clothes, the engineer probably won't notice you, so not "harmful" to them. That's what I'm planning to do.

hairygrape
hairygrape

op is a lying, larping faggot.

rolling

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Quads says you don't and start working everyday towards turning life aound

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Reroll

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

drop 1500ug lsd, i fucking beg you

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

You had ONE job.

5mileys
5mileys

no

DeathDog
DeathDog

Set your room on fire and climb in bed.

girlDog
girlDog

Roll

takes2long
takes2long

Aids

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

omly 100k in debt lol im 400k in debt and my life still rocks

Firespawn
Firespawn

Nigger faggot don't do it

RumChicken
RumChicken

my friend gave me 100ug AL-LAD except he did the math wrong and it was 1000ug

I've never been the same

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

assasinate as much jews as you can and if you get caught kill yourself on the spot

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Quads get to decide my execution method
Old Age

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

what is different? is that a megadose? how does AL-LAD compare to LSD? do you see permanent trails or have trouble with bright lights?

whereismyname
whereismyname

of old age

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

rolling

Lunatick
Lunatick

Slit your own throat, OP

It's your penance for your poor life decisions to suffer in your final moments

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Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

This

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Old age. Don’t do it user. Jesus loves you

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

make it painful, and leave a mess.

takes2long
takes2long

AL-LAD is a close analogue of LSD. Supposedly more visual and less mind fucky, but I lost all sense of self, forgot who I was, walked around my neighborhood naked, smashed a wine bottle to test if I existed, and for a long time was convinced I was trapped in Infinite Jest.

I just feel different. I know what it's like to not be me, or anyone. Whenever I look in shadows I see fractals, and if I stare for ~30 seconds, I see the faces again.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Not the oh no

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

CHECKED
Let's fucking go.

Snarelure
Snarelure

What the fuck is wrong with you ?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

hmmm

Firespawn
Firespawn

Damn, OP was so close to getting old age and instead he gets throat slitting, brutal.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

8346666
WOOOO

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Yikes I bet your dumbass won’t do that again

King_Martha
King_Martha

Also, I "get" Dark Side of the Moon.

massdebater
massdebater

ah, ok. you'll slowly return to baseline, i promise. i've known a few guys with similar stories and they all got better, including a symptom similar to your fractals. one guy was carrying blotter against his skin and got soaking wet. that was bad.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

jk OP, pls don't kill yourself

It was just a prank xD

You have too much to live for still

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Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

I'm happy it happened. I learned a lot. I'd also never do it again, and have since quit all drugs.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

It's been a few years user, I've made my peace with it. Thank you.

Booteefool
Booteefool

Get professional help. Life can be good again !

5mileys
5mileys

Dude this is on you

JunkTop
JunkTop

How does it compare to DMT though? I know DMT makes acid look like water.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

No idea, I've never done DMT. In comparison to mushrooms it felt more "electric" and "cerebral" if that makes sense. It's a hard state of mind to pin to language. Feel free to do some googling though user, I've had enough of the elves.

Booteefool
Booteefool

Fuck, sorry OP; it doesn't need to end this way

I-I'm s-sure we can all profit in the next great ponzi s-soon enough...

Please don't actually deliver

MPmaster
MPmaster

I thought I could handle myself until I tried DMT. Had done a fair bit acid previously. As far as I know, nothing compares to DMT except some military grade hallucinogen I've heard about that may not actually even exist

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

How does it feel to kill a man? Enjoy prison.

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Supergrass
Supergrass

Kill self from old age plus smoking two packs of cigs a day

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Stop doing drugs

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Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Ah shit OP don’t do it that’s gonna be rough

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Will OP deliver?

farquit
farquit

don't be a fucking pussy OP

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

You're safe, the Bogs will just activate quantum immortality.

Skullbone
Skullbone

rolling.

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AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

darn

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Haven't done DMT in years. Have also cut out pretty much everything but pot. But I rarely ever drink and don't often smoke cigarettes, so take that how you will.

Booteefool
Booteefool

exact same life only i live with mother and no debt
ive never been happier in my life
Damn. Sucks OP

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Actually OP, I agree with the other anons. Don't do it. Get a passport. Declare bankruptcy, then go teach English in Asia for 7 years. You'll make livable money, you'll work on your tan in the tropics, maybe meet a nice mongoloid qt and settle down while you're at it.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Don't do it

Flameblow
Flameblow

suicide from gay nigger dick

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takes2long
takes2long

Reroll. In all seriousness, just get some low-end job. You 1st worlders have it so easy, desu senpai.

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Playboyize
Playboyize

Don't kill yourself.

Life is just one, it will finished whatever we do. ¿Why would you hurry up? Suicide is just a way to end up the endfull life.

RavySnake
RavySnake

yeah i make 60k €/year and hardly do any work at all. easy life in my 1st world country.

JunkTop
JunkTop

i b ur frend op

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Damn Im kinda in the same boat. Can't stare at grass anymore.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

suicide by old age

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

7777 pls

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

8347777

Evilember
Evilember

veekyforums.com/thread/8345801/business

Methnerd
Methnerd

hey good job man, I did some research and doesn't seem too bad, will just make a fucking mess for the person who cleans up but idgaf

out to buy an xacto for the deed, i'll post a thread with livecam

cheerios!

Lunatick
Lunatick

jokes I'm larping, don't come mr police

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

OP for real don't do this
message me if you need a fake ID and need to leave US/CAN but don't end it
money isn't everything
pls don't
I'm drunk as well and I lost over 150k so I feel your pain

Booteefool
Booteefool

"professional help" is a scam

JunkTop
JunkTop

Sell you ass and sperm for $ 3k.
Grow mushrooms for $500. Sell on darkweb. Take mushrooms to end your depression. Rich and happy. Wife comes bavk when youre successful, they always do.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Sorry bro. At least your life was worse than mine. I’ll go with you buying a bottle of liquor and a shot to the brain

5mileys
5mileys

Okay I hope so, y-you t-t-too, heheheh...

I WILL NOT HAVE YOUR BLOOD ON MY HANDS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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hairygrape
hairygrape

Holy shit fucking do it OP

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Don't do it

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Add this to your list OP:
Too pussy to slit my throat

King_Martha
King_Martha

Take that jew Sherman with you.

Lunatick
Lunatick

Why don't your parents talk to you?
If quads, go for the helium method or turned on car in the garage. No pain at all, just a light snooze.

Emberburn
Emberburn

sniff the wrong brapp

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

The worst part of all this is because the chad fucking erryday. Stop comparing yourself

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

ROLL

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Gigastrength
Gigastrength

South America is a great place too. Colombia, Peru and Chile need english teachers and any woman will want to breed with you as long as you are white.

farquit
farquit

10 mg dose of LSD That is 100 hits of acid at once. If you live this, go join and live the rest of your days as a Buddhist monk.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

hahaha, u do know asians and africans exist right??? welcome to the 2nd & 3rd world. also, did you know that asians on avg have a 3-4 inch erect penis??? try that if u wana feel pitty for urself.

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Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Rolling for death by excessive masturbation

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

user you fucked up.

TechHater
TechHater

Fucking this.
Its not the end of the world. Go anywhere that is not a 1st world country and get a fucking job.
Survive eating oats+milk and working for about 5 years.
You'll make enough money and live a good life and if you want, you may go back to your country.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

o snap

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iluvmen
iluvmen

Too late OP either deliver the 6666 quads or livestream the cops knocking down your down

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

even in the first world, potato and rice is a thing. here in canada, you can buy a bag of 10-20lb potato for under 5 bucks.. the irish did this for idk how the fuck long. rice and bread is dirt cheap so idk what this nigger be complaining about

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

OP DIE OF OLD AGE KEEP LIVE PLEASE!

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

based.

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Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

wheres OP at

hairygrape
hairygrape

Hang yourself on camera

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

still writing the faggot letters, hang in there

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Welllllll

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