Bizzaro food combinations?

Bizzaro food combinations?
I'll start with something I love
>toasted bread
>thick layer of cream cheese
>nice even layer of mustard

I love that shit and its like the best sandwich ever

When I'm really hungry but don't know what I want, I just dump fresh rice into a bowl along with some sardines in olive oil, and then drown everything in coarse mustard. Bretty gud.

ive posted before, not sure which board i posted it on though.
>2 slices toast (i prefer whole wheat to white but either works)
>peanut butter (crunchy and smooth both work, depends on individual) on both slices
>hot sauce on both slices (i use cholula)
>fistful of marshmallows seperating the slices of sauced, peanutted toast
fantastic to eat drunk, high, or sober. surprisingly less awful than it should be.

>Mac & Cheese & peanut butter
>nachos and raspberry jam
That's all the weird stuff I do sober anyway

Vegemite and banana on toast

Boiled pasta with soy sauce.

What kind of mustard? Not the yellow stuff

All mustard is yellow, retard. Its literally in the name.

Ausfailian detected

>even the shitposting is shit these days

Chocolate soy ice cream topped with a little espresso balsamic vinegar. Sounds kinda gross but it's breddy gud

I snack on tomato slices with soy sauce

>Saltines and spicy, coarse mustard
>Ritz crackers topped with peanut butter (smooth or creamy) and sliced pickles
>Refried beans mixed with salsa on tortillas chips
>Honey on tortilla chips
>Peanut butter on bread with a lot of salted butter on one side instead of jelly

how the fuck is toast, cream cheese and mustard a remotely bizarre combination

steamed broccoli dipped in Worcestershire sauce.

sounds crazy, but they go great together

Chorizo and chocolate

Sorry if this is a well known combination, I don't get out much

That sounds pretty good desu.

I like peanut butter on any deli meat sammich. I'm not sure if that's bizarre or not but I have never seen anyone else do it.

Peanut butter & brown rice

Avocados & nuts.

nutella and cheese

Sounds pretty good until the mustard part.

>>Saltines and spicy, coarse mustard

I need to try this

mashed potatoes as a hotdog topping

only do it once in a great while (last time was a year or 2 ago?), but damn if it isn't delicious

I should clarify, when putting mashed potatoes on your hotdog, that should be the only topping

Peanut butter and pepperoncini sandwiches.
Any pickled spicy pepper will do, actually.

Yeah, soy ice cream sounds revolting.

>Guacamole with mustard and pickled jalapeƱos on a hot dog.

Don't lump him with us. Grainy mustard is literally on every condiments station at even the lowest tier eatshops.

sounds bland

you two get the firing squad

Did you enjoy the soap, user/

I put green bean casserole with extra fried crispy onions on italian sausage and a hard roll. It's surprisingly good.

>toast
>honey
>chicken salt/seasoning
yum

Bologna, American cheese and peanut butter sandwich. Not that bizarre but most people turn their nose up to it

this is fucked up but:
>hot chocolate with crumbled up white cheddar cheezits inside instead of marshmallows
>chocolate milkshake/icecream with fries and tendies dipped in
> i put strawberry jelly on ham and cheese sandwiches, but that's not very out there

>Strawberry yogurt on toast with cheddar

okay, here's mine

>strawberries dipped in sour cream and brown sugar
>ghost pepper hot sauce on vanilla ice cream
>watermelon and feta cheese
>black pepper or cayenne in my coffee

>black pepper in my coffee
why not just drink ginger tea

Corn dogs and chocolate.

>kinda weird
>literally everyone does that
>monte cristo

>sounds great
>spicy sweets are good but ghost peppers are overrated
>classic
>interesting

Chunky peanut butter and cheese on crackers

Chocolate cream pie and french bread

It's amazing

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Not gonna lie soap is bretty good if it's on the right thing

mayo and fries.

I fucking hate mayo and I do not understand why I enjoy it so much together.

Jesus christ who raped you?

that's a thing in Sweden, complete with shrimp salad

pic related

na bean ice cream is good

I know this tastes good I don't even have to try it

Pineapple and pepperoni on thin crust pizza. Infinitely better than regular ham and pineapple hawaiian pizza.

the black pepper is weird but everything else is pretty normal, esp watermelon and feta

>when you try anal and she forgot her turkey baster

Are you fucking retarded? A monte cristo doesn't have jam on it. It's a ham sandwich that's fried. Only pedestrians put jam on it, you fucking lard.

Pasta with sardines. No sauce.

I've never seen them for sale without some kind of jam served on the side

powdered sugar and heavy cream are a bit much though

>Tomatoes with "salty"

That's pretty normal.

Parsley an oreos

i bet you're good in bed sinch you such a freak

Bagel with creamed cheese and slices of jalapeno

Bagel with cream cheese and strawberry jam

peanut butter bacon sandwich, used to sound weird to people but not compared to the weird shit in this thread.

Also I cook up 4 scrambled eggs per can of campbells cream of mushroom soup in a pan, put it on toast, top with your vinegary hot sauce of choice

These threads always make me irrationally angry

I've always hated "weird food combinations" since I was a kid because relatives loved to eat green apples with fucking ketchup

Chicken curry with banana slices. It's lush.

I take ground xorn and add a little water until its like playdough, and roll it into a paper thin circle and bake it on a skillet.

when its done I put squashed beans on it and cheese and fold it in half and fry it like a little sandwich. I know how weird that is but it's super good!

>Refried beans mixed with salsa on tortillas chips
Doesn't sound weird at all

Chicharon, soy sauce ,white roce

These sound great
By the way, in Greece and Cyprus, watermelon with cheese isn't weird at all. It's a pretty standard snack. Same with watermelon and haloumi.

this is literally not even bizarre in any way

Peanut butter jelly mayo sandwich

>spice with coffee is weirder than putting fucking ghost pepper hot sauce on vanilla ice cream
How do you think this

is this bait?
Those combinations are about as out-there as "meat with potatoes"

vanilla goes fairly well with spice, it's not a hard jump

Aioli and fries is a top tier combo user

I actually used to put goldfish in my hot cocoa. I have to try that again sometime.

>broken up tortilla chips in mac and cheese
>cream cheese on a flour tortilla with thinly sliced pepperoni rolled up and baked in the oven
>breakfast sausages and caesar salad dressing
>thick sliced onion, salted and peppered, on sharp cheddar and mayo on toasted whole wheat

when i smoke i like to tear the middle out of a baguette, squash it into a ball, soak it in bbq sauce and deep fry it

pics or it didnt happen

Vegemite on raisin toast is good

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>pb&j with sriracha
>shredded french bread in mac n cheese
>mashed potato/cheese/ketchup sandwich

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>Ribbed for pleasure.

>pb&j with sriracha

I'm intrigued. What kind of J?

>fries in a milkshake

Literally everyone who's ever been to Wendy's has done this and I'm pretty sure they've even run ads about it

turkey sandwich with crunchy cheetos

good shit

seems very aztec

Grilled banana + homemade coconut caramel sauce

Thank me later lads

I might try this...

I'm from Dijon (mustard capital) and as part of fancy fruity mustard shit mustard is allways yellow

topping sweets with balsamic vinegar is classic in italy

hangover buster sandwiche:
>toaster waffles for the "bread"
>peanut butter
>fried egg
>pickles
>dash of hot sauce of your choosing, if you wish.

best shit. fixes you right up.

>weirdest thing is honey on tortilla chips

everything else is pretty normal

what the fuck

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My nigga. On some nice, whole-wheat toast.

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Try getting yum yum sauce from a Japanese Hibachi place and ordering a pizza and using the yum yum sauce for dipping the pizza in, so fucking good!

This is probably a normal thing in some households in Italy.

Wtf is xorn?!?

You ARE weird

user... You weren't hungover. You were still drunk when you woke up.

green pepper vanilla ice cream