Ceasar Millan is coming over to your house

Ceasar Millan is coming over to your house.

What will you feed him?

Gravy train canned dog food.
And I'll feed it to him out of my hand, because he needs to get used to my scent. I AM THE ALPHA DOG IN THIS RELATIONSHIP

Authentic Filipino food.

sticks and rocks?

Eight inches of thick, hot polish sausage

Dog.

c-can i have some user

Boshingtang

...

I'll make him my 'authentic' burritos!

1 can of chicken breast meat
chili powder, cumin, onion powder, garlic powder, minced garlic
taco sauce
Mexican Villa brand sweet taco sauce

served with cheese and shit on large flour tortillas.

And then I punch him for being wrong about dogs.

The recipe to Bush's baked beans

please don't

Plaster, so he gets used to he scent of the wall that marks my territory.

>so chumpy you can carve it

forgive my reddit, but that sounds like something straight out of those rick and morty commercials

Dog meat

>wrong about dogs
Motherfucking this. That sack of shit is Josh Duggar for the K9 race

hot dogs

made of real dogs

*Cesar

so you would rather put down the traumatised dogs that he rehabilitates?
dogs arent humans
traumatised, dangerous dogs cannot be treated like people.

It's the actual tag line of the product.

cat food

go back there

Not that guy but I'm guessing his point was that this idiot has no training and doesn't actually have the first clue about canine behaviour and all of the practices on his program are either heavily edited or will cause more harm than good in the long run

I'm an ATF agent.

How so?

This, naturally.