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This thread took a very dark turn

I'm so fucking sad user

Our hobby with food only ever gives temporary reprieve from smothering depression, doesn't it? Take solace in the fact that we will all die someday and be relieved of it. I hope death comes for you quickly and painlessly, user.

this is now an unfortunate stuff on allrecipes thread
>Spaghetti Bread
>Used ground meat, bell peppers and onions instead of meatballs

allrecipes had one of the worst site redesigns in internet history, it's borderline unusable now

>mother starts using internet
>finds allrecipes
>decides to contribute a recipe
>is really excited to share her recipe with the world
>she uploads 'mummy's tasty cheesecake'
>it is a cheesecake she often makes for me
>pretty normal Cheesecake but with chopped dates sprinkled over the top and pieces of raisin and sultana in the biscuit crumb base
>read the recipe she uploaded
>she keeps making references to me
>things like 'my son loves dates, but he never has any!'
>includes a link to my dating website profile
>pictures of the cake have my face photshopped in a 'pac man' style eating the cake
>tfw got really angry
>created 10 accounts
>used them all to leave hateful reviews
>started calling her a 'stupid bitch with a fat son'
>even made the cheesecake when she was out then took a shit on it to upload to all recipes
>she gets upset and removes the recipe
>stops using the site

>Know how to cook
>have a good collection of cookbooks
>want to cook a good dish, reference collection, as well as favorite online sources
>know how to synthesize this information to create a good version of dish in question.

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>Hamburgers and Ketchup Gravy

>Grandma's French Dressing
>1 cup white sugar
>1 cup vegetable oil
>1/2 cup ketchup
>1/2 cup vinegar
>1 small onion, finely chopped
>1 tablespoon Worcestershire sauce
>1 clove garlic

cup white sugar