What does american cheese taste like compared to normal cheese?

What does american cheese taste like compared to normal cheese?

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> real cheese

Being from Holland, I can't even begin to imagine how disgusting that must taste.

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trash

This isn't bad.

Where do americans spray that cheese aerosol over?

Straight down the throat user.
Straight down.

you purchase canned cheese for camping or appetizers for large gatherings. I've never seen it used in cooking, but you might be able to put it in an omelet or something

it's fairly salty, pretty savory, often times has some type of flavoring like smoked for "bacon" flavor or more cream for the american cheese flavor. It's not bad. it's not something you would eat more than once a year though really, if ever.

Ritz crackers

American cheese essentially tastes like salty wax/putty

saltine crackers
or whatever crackers you want

>easy cheese

Is cheese some sort of foodstuff that is difficult to manage or something?

With a chaser of inhaled whip cream air.

"American cheese" used to refer to what is basically a generic mild cheddar

Easy Cheese is just the whore of cheese.

>Never had cheezewhiz
That shit + a box of ritz cracker is amazing.

The only superior cheese is the MRE cheese that has jalapenos in it.

There's really, really good as well as really, really bad American cheeses. Cheez whiz isnt really cheese. I'd consider it more of a cheese flavored product. Think of it as an aerosolized Cheeto.

Easy cheese is usually deep fried. You squirt it into a bowl of flour, salt, and cayenne pepper and roll it into a ball. Then Americans fry it at 375 degrees for 2 minutes before picking it up with their bare hands from the fryer and eating it. Some of them make a beer batter for it...
I'm a foreign exchange student from France. Americans eat all sorts of strange things, and they put Easy Cheese on EVERYTHING. It's even sold as a replacement for the girls toy at every McDonalds. They put the canned cheese on fruit, peanuts, "frys", and hamburgers. They don't even have an option to get snails! I asked for a few snails at a fast food place near my campus and they just stared at me and gave me a can of bacon flavored Easy Cheese. Yes, it comes in multiple flavors, bacon, ranch, American, Cheddar, spicy, and regular...and they are all pig disgusting.
Thank god you can actually find common garden snails in this awful country or I'd starve to death! I'm going to graduate next semester and be happy to go back home to the countryside in France, by the way, we do NOT put antifreeze in wine there, that is a very serious crime.
If anyone is reading this, you cannot use snails4you (dotcom) if you live in the USA, they no longer ship there. I now am forced to use a site called snailsinthemail (dotcom) to get a reliable supply as I can only find local snails after it rains. Even French restaurants use canned snails here which is not nearly as good as using fresh ones. They have ketchup AND Easy Cheese on all the tables. What a disgrace.

>doesn't need to be refrigerated
>don't need to cut off pieces
>doesn't go bad as fast

AMERICAN CHEESE VIRTUALLY NEVER GOES BAD

IT TAKES AROUND THE SAME AMOUNT OF TIME AS PLASTIC TO BIODEGRADE

you will not be so sarcastic about that fact when shit hits the fan and most food spoils

We use it for sex time like you would whipped cream

My mom bought one of those once when I was a kid, we are not Americans and i never saw it at any store so I still don't know where the fuck she found it.
It blew my 7 year old mind that cheese could come in a spray can

I'm pretty sure that the various and sundry scandis eat more of that shit than 'Murricans do.

oreos

Gr8 b8 m8, I score 4/8.

That's not cheese, and neither is that ass-smelling cigarette smoke & white boy feet tasting garbage you rot in your European cellars.

>not knowing the joys of an Oscar Mayer turkey sandwich with Kraft singles and Miracle Whip on Wonder Bread

cheezwhiz doesn't come in a spray can, retard

>'real cheese' is a selling point

I don't think you listed any actual food there user

I thought people only ate that stuff in sitcoms

Do Americans really do this?