I got a few months to live Veeky Forums and love to cook (I've cooked 3-7 course meals almost daily at home for past 10...

I got a few months to live Veeky Forums and love to cook (I've cooked 3-7 course meals almost daily at home for past 10 years). I plan on cooking my last meal in about 3 weeks.

Give me some suggestions

Note that I don't cook/eat deserts

why are you going to die?
are you going to an hero by starvation?

>why are you going to die?
>are you going to an hero by starvation?

I've been purposefully drinking myself to death for about 5 years and it's finally worked.

What's your poison of choice?

Well congrats on dying i guess.

Why not make a nice roast duck with some fancy sides.

Fireball, I hate it; but it goes down smooth and I can slam them back to back all day with no chaser.

If i'm drinking a mixed drink instead of shots, I will do dark and stormy but with a nice dark aged rum...

Also drink a bit of cheap/mid-level scotch (Chivas Regal)

OK, this is totally random but I'd probably start of with some chicken pakora, then a well done sirloin, and if you're not having dessert, you might want to have a couple of cheeses, maybe caboc and cheddar or something like that with some Orkney oatcakes.

Can't you get help from a doctor?

Are you in pain? How old are you? I'll probably exit the same way, family tradition. My old man made it to 65

chivas is definitely overpriced for its stratum but also very tasty

kinda like a forest fire in your mouth

What part of intentionally drinking himself to death did you miss?

That just makes me sad, I wish he would get help

Take me with you op
I'm fucking done with all this shit

>Can't you get help from a doctor?
Too late now, avoided dr on purpose

>Are you in pain? How old are you? I'll probably exit the same way, family tradition. My old man made it to 65

Only a little bit of pain in kidneys and liver; like a constant 2/10 pain. I'm 32....my dad died of alcohol liver disease a couple of years ago at 64...i made it halfway to him lol

>That just makes me sad, I wish he would get help
Death will help me

I'm going to piggyback on this. Make your favorite meals, but spare no expense. You won't take the debt to hell with you. Kobe beef. Copperhead salmon. French and Oregon triggers, Russian caviar, exquisite wine, prosciutto Di Parma, Jamón ibérico, etc etc. Go out in one last hedonistic fireball

Please find a doctor, do you need someone to talk to?

Why the fuck would you ask for suggestions for your last meal?

You're basically asking random people on the internet who know nothing about you what kind of food you like.

Just make some shit that you like, you insufferable piece of shit.

We're lucky you're actually dying with that kind of fucking attitude.

Triggers>truffles. I'm also drunk.

Don't be so mean, nothing good will come out of that

I've cooked a lot but it's mostly been American, French and Italian.....was hoping to get an idea for something new. No need to be a meany weany

Fish'n'chips (cod) lad, with mushy peas, and a decent splashing of salt and vinegar.

People.

OP don't forget to slam heroin, at least give yourself that rush before you die.

>it's a "barely veiled cry for attention" thread
Eat a bullet and be done with it, attention whore

This. If you're gonna die you might as well go all out

Mind elaborating on the quantities of alcohol and period of time you've been drinking for?

Fly to Japan, fuck some kurisumasu cake or some JAV "escorts", drink the snake wine and get some fugu.

Weebs out

Fuck off bernie faggot

>wanting to fuck a real life 3D Christmas cake

15-25 shots a day for 6 years. Less than 5 days in entire 6years have I not had at least 15

...

That's unreal. I couldn't imagine drinking that much. I don't doubt the amount, I just don't think I could do that.

It becomes very easy very quick