I want to eat myself to death how do?

I want to eat myself to death how do?

Other urls found in this thread:

thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=manly_suicide
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/La_Grande_Bouffe
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

Eat until you die.

Cyanide

thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=manly_suicide

First suggestion.

eat raw eggs until you die

easy and cheap!

Follow the standard amerifat diet. Fast food, no particular brand, feel free to alternate, for every meal. Be sure to upgrade to the largest size possible. 12 sodas per day exclusive of the 32 oz ones with your fast food meals. A dessert pie or cake while sitting around evenings. A bag of dorritos for a midnight snack.

That will generally get people surviving until their 50s or 60s. Hardly efficient.

Yeah. Modern medicine is a bitch.

Let us know when you get your spot on My 600 Pound Life.

If you have never read this website before, do some more poking around.

It'll bring back the edgy 13-year-old in you.

We all do it if you really think about it.

prepare for a long and difficult journey

I'VE BEEN DOING THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS AND I HAVEN'T DIED

HOW DO I FIND RAW EGGS THAT WILL MAKE ME DIE

crack them open. Leave them at room temperature. If possible, find a farmer that will sell you fresh eggs. Most grocery store eggs are irradiated to reduce the risk of food borne pathogens.

Is Caps lock guy a resident of Veeky Forums now? Does ramblin' old guy still post here?

Oh shit, I haven't seen him in so long. I miss that crazy old bastard.

Also, once I talked to Fatty McAutism directly on here, he's a pretty nice guy.

I'm a ramblin' old guy. Not sure if I'm THE ramblin' old guy. I'm 40. Get off my lawn.

Behold, rambling old guy

You typed a coherent sentence. You can't be him.

Yeah, that's not me. Damnit. When do I get my legacy?

He posts on /n/ as Baconrider now.

I miss rambling old guy. But I have taken a liking to the Caps Lock fag, I read his posts in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried.

Eat a ton of food that's really fucking in high sodium

watch my 600lb life on youtube and tell me you still want to do this

Find a rich person with an extreme feeding fetish.

Tried this, became swole AF

I always had this fantasy of making a really long meal you know, like 7 courses and I'm completely relaxed, each meal has to be related to a good memories in my life and the last one is dessert and it has a little bit of a lethal poison that's not painful at all and it slowly makes you fall asleep.
Everything is cozy and perfect and i have no worries, I haven't figured out what the food should be tho

do it faggot.
course1: coffee and an orange
course2: ice cream and ketchup
course3: olives and whipped cream
course4: eggplant smoothie
course5: beef ala vomit
course6: ice cube and splenda
course7: cyanide pill

ew

Drink sea water blended with apple seeds you fucking ape

If you eat too much in one sitting your stomach will burst.

really made me think

...

some people with prada willi have died this way.

keep drinking vegetable oil. that's all there is to it. technically not eating, but whatever. substitute butter if you really want

>eat myself to death
>eat myself

Sounds like a good way to do it. Start at the feet OP.

Undercooked chicken

This will only be painful not deadly

they made a movie about that
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/La_Grande_Bouffe

>I want to eat myself to death how do?
Watch this film for instructions.

...

It's just juicy.

Just start eating parts of yourself. Get some meth and morphine beforehand to numb the pain and go to town