I just boiled some water, added and egg, and then some white rice. It's covered and sitting now

I just boiled some water, added and egg, and then some white rice. It's covered and sitting now.

What am I in for?

Oh shit, you didn't actually fall for that fake viral meme did you, OP? It was a tumblr joke about weeaboos, throw that shit out. If you eat it you'll wind up in the hospital.

It's good, enjoy
Add some kimchi

Needs salt

Egg and rice.

it didn't go so good. too much water. the rice isn't as tender as i'd like, and the egg sort of poached okay but it's like boogers

and i forgot salt

Fgt

Git gid with timing

you deserved every moment of it

pissing from your ass and mouth

kek