This is why I invest in cryptocurrencies

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Probably a stupid story. TL;DR

>'invest'

This guys revenge trading crypto. Always ends badly

give it a whirl. it'll remind you of your stepdad.

God...I...hate...when...people...use...so...many...ellipses.

Old Man Dies, is Cryptocurrency to Blame?

boomer, meet your maker, btc bear market.

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i always picture it like someone is telling a story...and wistfully pausing and staring off into the distance... taking pauses.... and slowly spinning their tale... yeah

underrated kek

>Maybe it won't go to the Moon
this is obviously a larp by op the NEET

>old man dies poor and a virgin.

Right. That's why I'm still up 38x from my initial investment. I couldn't be more happy right now. Meanwhile, the rest of you street shitters on here have either sold at a loss or are down from your initial investment.

Keep selling. I'll buy it all. You "get rich quick" millennials are hysterical. This game is for adults, not little kids and their lunch money.

>investing at 70

kek why does crypto attract the biggest retards in the world?

>believing a reddit LARP

Any crypto trader that assumes past results ensure future results will soon find them losing their newly made fortune.

Man you can almost hear the vocal fry.

Now we know what went wrong.

He bought cryptos and that guy being cursed killed the whole crypo market.

I can relate to this, it sounds dumb but it was important to me that I at least tried. I didn't try with btc, ltc, eth, or anything else and I regret it.

I hope this old guy didn't buy at ATH

>literal fomo

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