EARTHY

That guy has the kind of face that I would want to punch

then tear off his face skin and feed it to a dog in front of his wife

And yet still it wouldn't detract from the main point, he's had sexual intercourse and you haven't.

ORGANY

METALLIC

[LIP SMACKING]

He's a good man.

...

>GAMEY

thats his fucking go-to word, 80% of what he eats is gamey.

doesn't that make perfect sense given that he eats all sorts of weird animal-based foods?

Tastes like RIVER STONES

He's a kike

Ha. True...

His show is 100 times better than Bourdain's, objectively.

4u

He's got one fuck of a immune system. He eats some sketchy ass shit.

Swarthy

Thanks autocorrect.
Not even sure what I meant to say.
But it makes me wonder.
What is the extent of the variety of pussy he's eaten?

The sketchiest shit I ever saw him do was eat freshly caught """""crab""""" in Brazil, then after leaving the dead body infested river they took an ancient busted ass tram to the Favela shit hole the fishermen lived in and they cooked it and ate the thing. This guy has to have hepatitis

I think he's gay to boot

PUTRIDY