School Lunch General Thread

School pizza was the shit. Then one day I got a slice and it tasted like the poured vinegar all over it. Same thing for a week. Claimed they were using a different recipe.

>mfw chicken rings day

It tastes like oppression and forced education.

I couldnt afford lunch so I stole an apple from the apple cart everyday .

I hated near all the food at my schools.

>Oh it'll get better in junior high
>Oh it'll get better in highschool
>Oh these guys are an actual restaurant, they're gonna be better than the school food you're used to
It never did. It continued to be just as bad for near TWO DECADES, many of the few dishes which managed to be ok were progressively ruined, probably to save money. I'd hate to see it now.

>It never did. It continued to be just as bad for near TWO DECADES

If it was so bad then why didn't you bring your own lunch?

holy shit. we had a kid almost choke on one of these in 7th grade, and being small town we all went through grades together. called him bosco until the day we graduated

>nothing will ever taste better than this burger
Fuck you, the only good thing at school was the nachos (especially the rare turkey ones) and popcorn chicken

This burger was undercooked and one time mine had a bone in it.

Did you fuck her in the bathroom during gym or behind the school during lunch

who galaxy pizza here?

Western burgers was the GOAT.

Bread roll filled w taco meat and cheese. Students could have it smothered w either nacho cheese, gravy, or sometimes chili. To this day I would still devour me a Western burger

Does it explode in your pocket?

Little money, awful planning skills, and I was really too autistic to work that out on my own, or to not fuck up any cooking.

FUCK OFF ALADDIN. THIS IS A BOARD FOR COOKING NOT FOR STREET URCHINS.

>plebs
But you like microwave cheese burgers with processed cheese.
mfw

Retard.

> Elementary School
> Chuck E. Cheese pizza was considered fucking GOAT
> School says the cafeteria'll be serving it for one day
> Get hyped
> It's in these weird individual boxes
> Turns out it's the same pizza we always get like in

Was so disappointing.
> Captcha tells me to pick pictures of pizza
Bastards!

I always had a nice hot lunch made for me at home. Why is everyone eating prison food lunches?

>ideal for hungry students

SIGN ME UP

>pizza in rectangles
OH BOY! Happiness awaits!
>pizza in triangles
Oh... oh, god. where did I go wrong? I used to be happy. I had so many plans... now I'm 30. When the hell do I start these plans?

youtube.com/watch?v=fK5CLplRIno

Not a good song, but it made me nostalgic.

Oh God, I ruined my life years ago.

And yet here we both are posting on the same shitty anime forum website

Difference is I had good quality food and you were served slop.

Fuck yeah. The best lunch day!

tfw homeschooled

I liked the Italian Cheese Bread or whatever they called it.

It was hard to fuck up, just like bread with cheese melted over it.

>Fiestada
Man, me and my school friends were just talking about this shit a couple weeks ago
I'm the only one who remembers them fondly :(

Stop watching cartoons for kids fucking loser

This little bastard served me well from elementary through high school

>tfw living in the south and school food was good
Up until I switched schools in the 5th, 6th and 8th grade.
They even fuckin served buffalo wings one day.

Plus, they served us actual real pizza with cheese in the crust some days.
Instead of this nasty shit I started eating mom cooked food at school purely because of this shit.

>Something about this classic 4x6" rectangle pizza makes it a favorite among students.
>Maybe it's our perfect blend of special ingredients?

Maybe.

Maybe it's just the fact that kids know they're getting the only lunch menu option that has fucking PIZZA: shit that is easy to eat, tastes fucking good, is covered in melted cheese and salty dried meats/veggies, and somehow counts as a meal in itself. It's probably the only god damn thing at school they look forward to in a given week, regardless of whether it's some gourmet blend of fucking primo ingredients and bakery-fresh dough, or tomato sauce and shredded cheese on a stale flatbread.

In actuality, this is probably the shittiest (and cheapest) frozen pizza you can possibly buy on the market, but the fact that you're getting PIZZA at school means it's the best fucking shit you've ever put in your mouth.

4x6 PIZZA RECTANGLE POWER RANKINGS

1. Pepperoni
[POWER GAP]
10. Cheese
[YAWNING POWER CHASM]
9000000000001. Sausage

Completely forgot about thoes

GA nigga can confirm

>tfw dirty subhuman illegal spic children enjoying free meals and education from the American government

That's government social programs to you.
Always aiming for the lowest minimum they can, while spending as little money possible.

Meanwhile, money is showered over shitbox agencies like the DEA, the ATF, and the NPA, agencies which are poor at their stated goals at best, and detrimental to individual rights and American society at their worst.

>school lunches
>enjoyable
>public education
>worth anyone's time
There's a reason even blacks are looking towards private schools and homeschooling these days.

If they think they're getting a good deal with the public educational system, that joke is on them.

They had great burritos at school so crisp so clean so good

>get this
>walk right over to the ranch pump
>pump tons of ranch on top

yeah

Chickem parmesan ala school for your italian needs, wa la

Foot long hot dog day, always that gay kid who ate it like a dick and we all knew

you dirty fuck

Salisbury steak for Western dining

BBq Ribs for your Southern flavor

I remember having these peanut butter and jelly sandwich wrapped in purple tinfoil. It was great.

Actually, when I was growing up and kids respected adults enough to behave in class, it was decent, especially if you were in a two parent home where good grades were assumed.

Nowadays, where a teacher looks cross-eyed at a student they get sued, it's pretty bad, I agree. But to assume the average 1 parent black or white trash household can send their kids to private schools or homeschool them is simply foolish.

Im surprised it lasted that long.

How old are you? Because the education system has changed a lot over the years.

The whole "everyone is special, even you" thing, where god forbid a kid loses at a sport so he gets a "participation price", and all that shit, has done a lot more damage than most over the years.
Though the advent of Common Core might top it's highscore, that shit is powerfully retarded.

Single parent households can be an issue, but it can be handled, problems can be fixed, schools just don't.

My school had the stuffed crust versions of these, and I remember making a flute out of the hollow crust.

That really looks like something that would be on facebook next to eight emojis and some variation of "bone apple teeth"

Once I got a pizza rectangle that was so greasy it fell out of my hands and onto the floor.

Still, it was better than the time a lunch lady dropped an entire tray of chili on my head.

I think the single parent, or 2 parent both slaving household, has been an important factor in the decline. There's no expectation for the kid, and I'm not talking about reward for grades. It was just assumed in my family that you would have excellent grades and the self imposed pain by not accomplishing it was enough.

The public education had the capability when I was young; but it's true I'm relatively old.

Now, even the parents refuse to support disciplinary action against their special snowflake who, strangely enough, just happend to pull a knife on his social studies instructor. It was the instructor's fault. Fire him!

The food sucked when I was a kid, though.

>Once I got a pizza rectangle that was so greasy it fell out of my hands and onto the floor.
>Still, it was better than the time a lunch lady dropped an entire tray of chili on my head.

I still pick up a package of these once in a while. Easily my favorite school lunch.

My school went through 5 or 6 milk providers when I was there, anyone else? They couldn't stick with one for more than a few years. When I started we even got milk in clear plastic pouches

Did the government ship these out frozen or something? My school called them Mexican pizza.

>Tfw you have been eating this kind of stuff for almost 19 years straight due to going to public schools and the military.
Probably shouldn't miss it so much.

>willingly joining the military

T. Shinji

Ahh good ole Mexican pizza.

What branch user?

Your school had good nachos? Lucky you, at mine they served the cheapest tortilla chips available with nearly-unseasoned ground beef and regular velveeta cheese, on top of being incredibly bland it was usually covered in grease from the beef

in my country, school doesn't give you lunches
most kids just took food from the kids who brought lunches or ate when they got home

>be me
>high school
>pre-obama
>7000 kids in my school
>ala carte lunches
>warmed frosted blueberry pop tarts every morning for breakfast
>two entrees worth of stale tortilla chips and molten nacho "cheese" for lunch
>EVERY day of school
>only thing preventing me from gaining fuck tons of weight is Weight Training and Powerlifting class and TKD after school
>get swole as fuck by junior year
>move to new state
>keep eating same shit
>no weights in new school gym
>get fat as fuck in senior year

Felt pretty bad man. Evened out when I went to college.

Everybody deserves education and a warm meal. Even people with an opinion like yours.

I missed out on a lot of school lunch nostalgia because we didn't have a cafeteria in the school
it was an open campus so we were responsible for feeding ourselves during off periods

You knew the day was gonna be a fucking blast when these were being served. 10/10 breakfast.

All day the girls would eat them.

These tasted like fucking bleach you mong

kek

>took food from the kids who brought lunches

What's wrong wit' dat'? Stupit' kids, anyways. I'm hungry too, goddamut!

Niggers.

Navy, but I worked on P-3's, a shore based patrol plane, so I never went out to sea. I just stayed here in Hawaii or was deployed to Sicily.

>Selling a food product emphasizing everything but where the ingredients are procured or the overall quality of said product.

>Pizza rebates

My school somehow had Little Caesars everyday along with other standard items

American education. Get what you can, before someone else takes it.

i live in rural australia though

American schools serve lunches for all students you hurriedly butt befuddled europoor.

>not having basically a subway at your school
fucking plebs
although truth be told i only had the salami with shredded cheese for the 13 years i was at that school

A few american kids take every other american kid's lunch. C'mon, that's the 'murrican way! Where you'all been?

Why are there no more finnish school food threads on Veeky Forums?

REEEEEEE
Where the fuck do I buy these? I've been craving these little fucks for 8 years.
I always used to ask my mom for more lunch money so I could buy two of them.

Please help

I feel as if you have formed an opinion of the public school system based on others' opinions, instead of actually basing it on research and experience.

True, I haven't been involved personally with public schools for many years. However, I do watch the local news for weather, and I repeatedly see news stories about the school system in this region essentially like I described. While it's a bad school system, it's not atypical of those in any state that underfunds their schools.

I hate cantines, it's not the food but I really don't want to see peoples eating habits nor do I want them to see mine.

A local butcher stocks them where I live, that's where I get mine. Do you live near a GFS? They sell them in 64 ct boxes

I wouldn't say near, but they are probably driveable if I really wanted to. Closest is about about 50 miles.
Thanks for the tip

Contact your local school and ask them who they order from, then order from them as well

Holy fuck

Why did we have a ranch pump?

Why did we literally have ranch on tap?

That was a mistake.

Had a ranch, career, mustard, ketchup, and mayo pump at my school.

I'm glad i never succumbed to the siren that is ranch on pizza

With pickles it was decent

That seems creepy