Are there any desserts that use toothpaste

Are there any desserts that use toothpaste.

Pretty sure toothpaste isn't meant to be eaten in large amounts

Yes, in the UK. Somebody will post it.

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>I'm a huge faggot please rape my face

>serving toothpaste to your guests

>This is the only way to get bongs to brush their snaggle teeth.

It's from a tabloid newspaper and therefore obviously a joke.

Pretty sure dessert isn't meant to be eaten in large amounts, fattie.

Toothpaste is pretty expensive, tho

@GordonRamsay

Do you think I have talent?

OK guys, OP here, this thread is serious. Last night I had to pull an all-nighter, so I made a big jar of coffee( with some green tea mixed in). In the morning I go to brush my teeth, and just as the toothpaste came in contact with my mouth, I remember I had planned to take another sip of coffee. So I stop and do that first so I can clean the coffee from my teeth later. When I swallowed the coffee and the toothpaste that was already in my mouth, the mix of bitter flavor and sweet mint really blew mind.

Hey OP don't eat toothpaste depending on the kind it can legitimately damage your stomach

This is how you get fluoride poisoning

Okay, so, whatever flavor your toothpaste is, spearmint or peppermint or whatever, go buy the actual mint or mint extract and put it in your coffee. Ya doofus.

>This is a fab idea. Just make sure you only eat one very thin toothpaste mint.
What the fuck do you know Carly?

Would honestly kill any cunt who would serve me toothpaste

I'd be sad and embarrassed. Carly thinks my breath smells bad.

He's just upset he didn't think of it first.

put a small drop (a little goes a long way) of peppermint essence in your coffee.

Meant for

British cuisine uses toothpaste in their mint sauces.

Check Kays Good Cooking on Youtube

If fluoride was poison it wouldn't be in drinking water.

Go look up what sodium fluoride is. It is a poison.
That is why it says on the back of the tube of toothpaste to not swallow the toothpaste.

Also go look up what rat poison is made of. It will blow your mind.

York peppermint patties.

>if zyklon b was poison it wouldn't be in shower water

ZYKL-

YOU FUCKING APOLOGIZE TO 60 TRILLION

scientology, matey. Those thetans are everywhere.

This is a Monty python reference pleb

GOD. are you the fucking idiot who paraded all over Portland, OR trying to get fluoride taken out of the drinking water?

I dated a girl who was all psycho about that shit. She was also afraid of GMOs.

>american """""cuisine""""

GMOs knocked over my garbage can and stole my dog.

>Ashton-under-Lyne, Lancashire.
>Probably in Alabama somewhere

It's near Manchester, England. But it is just like Alabama, only without the bible bashers

no. there never will be. stop asking fucking dumb retarded questions.

Eating toothpaste will give you fever and a sore throat in some cases. This is often done by prison inmates, so they get sent to the medical ward and recieve special treatment and/or meds