Well, Veeky Forums?

It's a meme

...explain, plz.

shortening is trans fat, trans fat gives you heart attacks.

This. Butter melts faster and at a lower temperature than shortening. Basically butter for cooking, shortening for baking.

Is there any difference between shortening and margarine?

who is this? is she some Veeky Forums celebrity/meme?

Like Marlow Brando said in Last Tango: "bring the butter baby...."

youtube.com/watch?v=10yOnbtMl_o

i'd love to suck her dick

I want to bury my nose in between her legs and sniff her cooch.

Be honest am I weird for this or do you see how it is desirable as another human being to do this?

I bet her pussy smells like vanilla cupcakes.

it's pretty normal.

Probably just smells like pussy

Good this is my number one fantasy right now. Does anybody got any pics of her body? I want to see how big her cupcake ass is.

i bet her bunghole is perfectly hairless. i'd love to have her spit into my mouth and then force me to tongue her bunghole.

No not yet.
Too soon.

She has to sit on your face with her ass and pussy and make you wear her. As she rides your face reverse cowgirl thick thighs against your head.

Then after that she bends over doggystyle and you tongue her rim as she spreads her buffet, dinner and dessert, for you.

These are my posts.
If any of you girls are interested in this please lmk. Thank you.

Memecado is the only anwer

>marbles vs a horse
>which is better?

Abandon Post

What's worse? Losing your marbles or losing your kingdom for a horse?

I want to pat her buns desu senpai

I asked her on date one time IRL, no joke. She was working at a Sur La Table.

Crisco makes superior pie crusts

FACT

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How was she? She seems sweet.

Fake lard. Its gross.

it depends

How do you even eat that

She was super nice. She had/has a boyfriend. Mind you, this was like 4 years ago. But yeah, she told me about her blog and it looks like it has taken off. Good for her

She's actually doing pretty terribly if YT views are anything to go by. Surprising considering she's an attractive blond girl on the internet.

Fucking duck fat is better

>Surprising considering she's an attractive blond girl on the internet
Yea, there's a real shortage of those

You don't. It's taken for the picture and nothing else.

attractive blonde girls are a dime a dozen

this is why they should date black men to reduce the number of them to normal levels through interbreding

Someone should send her a screencap of this thread includeing these posts.

this is the answer for a delicious pastry

Would love to see her get BLACKED

Frying beef =bacon grease

Frying pork=Lard

Baking cookies=butter

Baking bread=butter

Baking pies=Lard from the fat around kidneys

Potatoes= duck fat or tallow

>she was sssuuuuuper cool and nice
>she told me about her blog, I'm so glad things are working out for this great gal

C U / C K /

>using shortening

shortening/butter flavored shortening

butter is 10% water, and has more sat fat.

Nigga she has 40k subs and a video with 1m views. She'll be fine

Which is why one should avoid pie.

Stupid fucking question. The only way you would use them for the same task is if you're greasing a baking pan