Alone on Saturday night

Corporate here, you're fired. No severance for beach of contract

Why does my spaghetti have watermelon in it?

That's our NEVER FROZEN marinara sauce ;-)

>Not bringing your pet falcon to get around the no singles policy

>posting animu on a food and cooking board.

I'm a sad and pathetic fucko and my parents hate olive garden so i've considered doing this

Reckon this story is true, can I actually get turned away for showing up at a cas. dining alone?

I mean it makes sense, one slobby gob taking up a top for four. Even if I eat like the fat pathetic wretch of a hambeast I am, i'm still only giving them half what they would normally make. Problem is I like booths, or at least chairs, on account of being fat and needing backo support

Wonder if they'd let me pull up a chair. And don't blame me if I sprawl out at the bar and don't order no drinks ya cunts, your the ones who made me sit here and I gotta drive myself home now.

do hey really not let you go there if you're alone? damn i really wanted to try the crab legs there

If the hostess was competent, she would seat you at a two top if you're by yourself, I really don't think they would deny you service, that's retarded and a loss of money. Granted the servers would probably prefer you to sit at the bar, but they're not gonna deny you

>what is a two top table

>not knowing what a reaction picture is