I lost my virginity tonight to a prostitute. Or at least tried to...

Ahhhhahahaha....ohhh my sides

Next time pay for 5 seconds instead of full hour

Man financial freedom is the best. Some day I'll be free as well.

Microtransactions! This is what we doing this crypto shit for.

If all you do every day is play video games and you don't have any friends, nobody likes you; you've never been to the gym it's no wonder a real woman is too exciting for you. I think you should stay in your element. Keep watching anime and browsing reddit.

Lost mine at 28 to, not to a prozy though.
A good tip is bang lots of prozy, after a while you realise how shit women are in general. Then it gets really easy to ask them out.

I lost my virginity to a German hooker. 55€ for 15 minutes. She switched to doggy style and I was done.

Next time rub one out before op. You got too excited. Try to do the same one so you get use to her.

Damn dude. Just get a fleshlight.

>$400/hr
was she going to teach you a new language too?

hahahahaha

>5 seconds
That's actually pretty impressive. I remember the first pair of tits I saw when I was 17. I had met a girl at a party, and we were both shy. Anyway long story short, the night was getting late, we found a nice room together and she took off her top....... aaaaand I just came buckets in my underwear LOL
She had no idea. But I thought quickly and just said we'll just go top less to keep things slow and just made out for the rest of the night. Exchanged numbers etc
Met up with her next time and exploded again in my pants after kissing her a bit.
Infact now that I think about it, the first time I actually had sex I climaxed on entry lol
I can last ages now. Don't think to much of it

did u even stick it in so your still a virgin dude?

This is actually pretty solid advice. Women are an annoying waste of time.

you cant get your dick used to something and then expect it to function with something else.

Well, good news is you didn't lose your virginity

>tfw still 28yo touchless virgin who will never get rid of the V card

Feels bad man and it also sucks big time. I‘m so lonely, sitting all day in a tiny room staring at a screen.
Why it all gotta suck so much?

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The only reason you care is because society made you think this way, get over it. Virgins are more adapt learning spiritiual wisdom, why not become a monk?

Bullshit, I was a chronic masturbator for decades and lost my virginity at 31, my dick enjoyed getting to know pussy for th first time and it worked perfectly fine

You’ll make it, OP. Social interaction just takes practice. Read ‘How to Win Friends and Influence People’.

Being a monk sounds retarded

Lol wait if that's exactly what happened you're still a virgin HAHAHAH

Lost my virginity in 20th birthday to a chubby thai hooker. Couple of weeks later had my first gf feels good man.

>he still thinks thats a bad thing
before todays age no one cared about virginity in males. sometimes it was even encouraged.

females dont love men anyway so why bother?

are you me?

The societal standard isn't the virgin part. That's all internal.
The thing you really need to get over is going to a prostitute. Get over the stigma of that, and then you'll be sweet.

listen OP, go to Colombia and fuck dime piece whores for cheap. your $400 will buy you many whores and you can practice not being a complete sperg for much cheaper.
>pic related

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its probably so much better just jerking off alone in some corner never even having seen a tit?
It fucking sucks

I don‘t know how any of that works

>its probably so much better just jerking off alone in some corner never even having seen a tit?
both serve equally no useful function other than stimulation.

but you should fuck a hot prostitute if it bothers you.

You can turn your life around mate.

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I come in like 5 minutes when fapping even, so I can't say anything. I'm glad I'll be forever virgin so I can avoid these problems.

>but you should fuck a hot prostitute if it bothers you.
I wish I could

do they come without aids?

maybe there should be a prostitute blockchain where you can track the transactions

it could run on COCK so you could see how many COCKS any given prostitute has serviced since the start of the project

Seriously just get the STU. It will help you. I recommend this to all men

Practice with the Stamina training unit and if you really need the extra help, buy yourself an herbal supplement like Horny Goat Weed or one of the many items on Amazon. In fact Amazon has some OTC Viagra like a product called "Wild Bull" It's similar to Viagra but not as powerful and made with organic herbs. I fucking love that shit. You'll perform like a champ and its fun, it really amps you up.

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Have fun boys

Just google brothels in your area and you'll find something ffs lol
Nigger... listen... are you telling me you can research all this shit online and find out about all these coins and there ins and outs but can't find out about brothels in your local area?

he is probably too scared. i feel you man.

if you find a brother or escort with the help of your buddy than do it. it helped me

Eh I lost mine to a slam pig while I was blacked out on alcohol and on so much coke my dick barely worked. I didn't even cum so I'm not sure it counts. Moral of the story is its not special or a big deal. Now you can get on with your life. Keep banging hookers or take that money and buy some nice clothes and learn how to talk to girls who aren't pros.

I got no buddys

There are none anywhere near my village

What the fuck is the stu

this is some disturbingly beta cuck shit
please stop obsessing over sex and buy a fucking gym membership, you are a disgusting degenerate pussy, also drink water fat bitch

It's a simulated vagina for you to practice with

dubs speaks truth user, go drink a glass of water and hit the gym. You are far too obsessed with sex to pursue it with any real results.

i'm sure some have aids, but not all of them. condom of course and never use the off brand cheap ones.
hooker blockchain...the cockchain. could work, might need to put some hardware chips in the whores but i'm sure some neet on biz could autist this project together. price could depreciate after certain volume of cock has been achieved, or if they fuck a nigger.

how new are you that you find this thread of all things disturbing

I too recall being 16

>tfw fit and decent looking but too autistic to get a gf

If you wanted find one you could. But you don't so you won't

I see the homo agenda is out at full force today. Kill yourselves before the AIDS do you in. Women (not feminists) are treasures to be protected.

I‘m too scared

go to therapy is one tip.

are you partaking in any social activities?

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This is Veeky Forums user, not normiebook
I bet at least half of anons here are virgins

*tips *

Kek. You should have just turned the tables and remarked about her not being attractive enough to make you nut. I've fucked a couple chicks who couldn't make me nut and they got so self conscious.

OP I lost my virginity to a nigger prosty. I was ashamed for years and felt spiritually contaminated.

I'm doing very well now with a clean aryan gf. You'll get over this low my man. Keep working and improving yourself and one day it will be a distant memory that you laugh at.

Also
>400
You can get cheaper than that mate

kek I worked with colombians and they told me the whores are amazing. They had like a hundred in their contact list they would show me. Apparently if you fuck them really well a few times and act decent you end up just being a FWB. Apparently blue eyes is a huge attraction for the women as well.

kek

Is posting on biz a social activity?

>$400 for a whore
>america

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that only works for women, where they never stimulate themselves inside but only on the clit until they finally fuck by then it's too late unless they started in puberty and they "can't orgasm from penetration".

unironically yes, although if there is closer connection its useless

Dude, just don't worry about sex too much. Get a girlfriend that is cool and relaxed and focus on her handjob game. Sex is good but having a quality handjob from a girl that knows what she's doing is just beyond awesome. The focus is entirely on your pleasure.

I had a girl with a cracking pair of tits that would give 4 - 5 blowjobs or handjobs a day willingly if I wanted them. Still regret breaking up with her.

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You may have more money but at least I am able to successfully perform the only purpose we have in life. We are basically just in this world to plat our seed and die. Kys faggot.

I lost my virginity to a colombian prostitute for $60. She had nice big tits and a big fake ass. I fucked her for 30-minutes and I couldn't feel anything so I just gave up. I think jacking off for so many years ruined my penis.