I’m not gonna do it, just curious what the general consensus is for the best, easiest, least painful, most enjoyable way to off yourself is.
Best way to kill yourself?
Eli Bell
Isaac Hall
Check out r9k for inspiration. But dont off yourself.
Isaiah Davis
lurk r9k faggot
Mason Ortiz
Jump off the balcony. No way you can fuck it up, you just let gravity do the rest.
Chase Gutierrez
I said I’m not going to
Samuel Gutierrez
Fuck /r9k/ wizchan is where it's at if you want to talk about suicide. wizchan.org
Jayden Allen
Odds of surviving and being crippled are too high.
Daniel Edwards
Don't do it but inert gas bag is the most successful/least painful way to go. Personally if I was gonna do it id wanna go out in a blaze of glory and scar as many people as possible. So Id off myself in a public plaza or something.
Brandon Howard
ask someone who has done it a few times so they know the best way.
Oliver Lewis
how high is your balcony? second floor? find a bridge nigger
Connor Murphy
go all in on BCH
Robert Mitchell
Fuck off to r9k you attentionwhore
Evan Hughes
No matter the height, you always run the risk of a botched attempt, or something breaking your fall
Leo Campbell
attention whore detected
Justin Martin
I’m not going to do it, just curious
Nathan Jenkins
probably with a kel-tec shotgun
Easton Reyes
Helium tank. Apparently you have to get the Chinese helium though because some helium places cut it with just enough oxygen to not let you an hero. The Chinese stuff is closer to 100%
You won't feel like you're suffocating because you can still expel carbon dioxide. Buildup of co2 is what gives you the "I can't breathe" sensation in your brain. At the same time you aren't taking in any oxygen so you die.
Luke Martin
Get drunk as shit some place really cold and fall asleep
Noah Sullivan
prove me wrong, go to a twelve story building over concrete and do a swan dive. live stream it for authenticity. if you survive, i'll pay your hospital bills and personally nurse you back to tip top condition.
Ryder Taylor
read this article and have fun. My favorite is the pinata.
Tyler Rodriguez
>Blaze of glory
Yeah a public explosion of autism is so glorious
Carter Scott
Also helium tank + face mask. Don't jump off something.
Jace Gonzalez
Easy, just jump out of a plane with no parachute. Your death will come quick and you'll have fun on the way down
Aiden Moore
Face mask too? Or just let the tank leak in a closed room
Asher Edwards
>Not using the superior exit mask method
Ryan Reyes
Vote Democrat or a leftist political party. You will become dead inside.
Nolan Lopez
nitrogen exit bag
Benjamin Ward
Jonathan Hall
You're out of the loop. Some kid on /r9k/ blew his brains out on camera last night.
Evan Butler
Autoeroticasphixiation. Find some cool thai hookers.
Isaiah Green
Inject a pint of heroin.
Adam Gomez
OD, easy, you just nod off in warmth and have a pleasant opiate dream until the void takes you
Brayden Cox
Capped? Link?
Landon Hall
I don't have a link for it
Brandon Sullivan
I'm not out of the loop at all. OP asked for simple, easy methods and I provided him a link to a thread where people talk about nothing but how to kill themselves. What does some retarded little twink blowing his brains out with a shotgun have to do with anything?
Jeremiah Taylor
Ryan Russell
>shotgun to the head
>1.7 minutes
???
Adrian Torres
For the organs to completely shut down I suppose
Charles Carter
Ventured to r9k to find this
it's 40 minutes long I don't know where he blasts off
vod-share.com
Asher Brown
Do what r9k did.
Gavin Williams
>Easiest
Sleeping pills
>Least painful
Gun in mouth
>Best
>Most enjoyable
Heroin OD
Don't be a faggot now
Austin Bell
Maybe you should. At least give it a thought
Matthew Smith
No, you retard, whether you OD on opiates or a benzo/alcohol combo or any sort of downer you're going to have an extremely painful death. The adrenaline will overpower the nod or sedative affects but your nervous system will be too slow to keep you breathing. You'll most likely suffocate half conscious or drown in vomit, if you're lucky you'll go straight into a coma and die quickly but even on massive doses you might wake up in hospital weeks later. Terrible way to go. Nitrogen is the best way to go, hanging is pretty quick too.
Dylan Robinson
use a gun like everyone else you pussy
Ayden Hall
What about trains?
Adrian Perry
nitrous tank in a sealed room
Zachary Ross
Why not use nitrous oxide instead and get high while dieing?
Connor Gutierrez
rent hotel room, eat tons of sleeping pills and put a plastic bag on your head while you fall asleep forever
Jacob Howard
how about the old classic of cutting your major arteries and dozing off in a nice hot bath?
Jayden Wright
too painful.. i think gas and sleep is most relaxing.
Jaxon King
This sounds good to me OP
Carson Rodriguez
what's so painful, aside from the cutting part? its not painful to slowly bleed out, I think. also you would want to take sleeping pills too, so you doze off in the bath quickly. however if they dont find your body for a few days, literally ewwwww, you'll be buried in a Hefty bag.
Anthony Phillips
>What's so painful about slicing open your arteries to bleed to death?
Joseph Thompson
exactly... cringing and twisting just thinking about it..
get a mask, get some NOS or helium and have a nice, relaxing sleep... nothing cowardly about it, no mess, just nice peaceful DEATH.