You walk in to the wrong hotel room, door was open. wyd ?

you walk in to the wrong hotel room, door was open. wyd ?

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i'd fuck right back off to

Nervously fart then leave

Strangle her, probably

Rape and disappear, leaving her with a hapa child to bleach her country with the white man's genes

mire her clavicle

Turn 360 degrees and walk away

>50% its a dude
>dont have yellow fever

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turn 360 degrees and walk away

My bad. Wrong room.

Ballsack to the face.

His ballsack, my face.

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Study was a success. There arent many perverts on biz.

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Show her my portfolio. She will leave and I can cry myself to sleep in that cozy bed.

I wouldn't have left my door open

try to touch my fingers through the skin where her shoulder bones are

give her my 22% eth bonus link:

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>check if I'm in the wrong room
>if yes apologize and leave
>if no call police

XEEEEEEDEEEE

>Gay dudes on biz

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apologize and leave

Gay faggot fuck off go suk ur own dick bitch boi

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implying she'd ever touch your penis

im alpha as fuck u low level faggot

sure whatever user, that's why you made this embarrassing thread.

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fpbp

hapas are incels tho, so you would instead by ending your gene line

Walk out, obviously. Why would I stay if it's not my hotel room?

kek
fucking incels escaping their containment board
we are to lose money OP

Congratulate him on the fine job his gender reassignment surgeon did, then ask if he's seen my "therapy animal."

This

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SOMEBODY GET THE FREAKSHOW ON THE LINE, WE'VE GOT A NEW APPLICANT

PULL OUT MY PHONE AND START TAKING PICTURES OF THIS ELEPHANT WOMEN LOOKING FREAK

CALL MY MATE AND START SAYING... HAHA YOU WON'T BELIEVE IT THIS GOOK IS ON THE BED AND SHE LOOKS LIKE SHES ASLEEP BUT I CANT TELL BECAUSE HER GOOK FACE IS ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL FUCKED UP

HOLD ON, I'M GONNA ASK HER IF SHE HAS HAD JAW AND FACE SURGERY LIKE MOST OTHER GOOKS

SHE GOT OFFENDED I COULD TELL BECAUSE HER EYE LIDS MOVED 0.0000000000000000003 OF A MILLIMETRE BUT BECAUSE GOOKS ARE SHY SHE DIDN'T USE HER WORDS TO EXPRESS ANY DISCOMFORT

THEN JUST BANTER WITH MY MATE A BIT ABOUT HOW MEN WHO FIND GOOK WOMEN ATTRACTIVE ARE 9 TIMES OUT OF 10 BETA MALE VIRGINS WHO WATCH ANIGAY

THEN HANG UP ON HIM AND ASK HER IF SHE DOES SUCKY SUCKY FOR 2 BUCKY

IF SHE SAYS NO, SHE MUST BE THE LAUNDRY WOMEN SO TELL HER MAKE SURE TO BRING ME AN EXTRA TOWEL AND DON'T GET KILLED IN THE FAULTY ELEVATOR ON THE WAY DOWN

SIMPLE STUFF