Meme food

Hey, I laughed at my gf and made fun of her for making meme food this morning and now she's pissed, what do?

How much did she spend on that bottle?

>nutrition info for a gallon of sheep's milk
>making fun of your girlfriend with memes from a south korean christian parenting forum

She made whey protein pancakes with coconut oil

I wish she bought sheep milk instead

That's a quart.

What in the actual fuck?

How disgusting was that?

It was nasty and it had the texture of hard scrambled eggs but she insists it tastes fine doused in maple syrup

But theres like a whole pancakes worth cut up on her plate still and she hasnt taken a bite of it in like 10 minutes

>tasted nasty but she said it was fine

Why do fucking women do this? They completely fuck up a food they try to cook to the point of being inedible, yet insist with their last breath that it's fine?

Delicate female sensibilities.
Every woman I know, even the super independent hyper feminist ones, ALL insist theyd be "great housewives" no matter how shitty at cooking they are or how shit stained they leave their bathrooms or the general state of decay and unwashed laundry their floors are coated in.

You don't even have a girlfriend, you fucking loser.

sheeps milk is fucking delicious

Call her on it. Don't turn into another bitter beta faggot who hates his SO and masturbates in the bathroom to pictures on his cellphone.

My mom is the opposite. If anything she makes turns out remotely less than perfect she'll say how bad it is the whole meal while me and my dad think it tastes fine.

This is so fucking hard to home. I'm remembering this. Because I've done just that in the past.

I manned up and called her on her shit before and things improved, but it'll happen again. I ain't fucking sleeping in a different bed again.

Guys I simply showed her the thread and her mood turned around right away and then she called me a dog and put on my collar and made me eat the scraps because I'm a good boy who needs his protein

This is the proper dynamic.
Your mom probably does make good food, but she just wants it to be perfect. While nothing is really wrong with it, your dad encourages her.
The woman actually wanting to do something is key, and this idea should be supported.

If you're going for a protein rich breakfast, why not eat scrambled eggs?

Tastes much better, and doesn't make you want to puke after eating, and this is coming from a Veeky Forumsizen who is used to whey, but I wouldn't cook with that shit.

>I ain't fucking sleeping in a different bed again.
Why did you in the first place?
She doesn't tell you where to sleep any more than you do.

>have a person in your life who does her best to tolerate you despite how terrible a person you are
>laugh at her because a laotian cock fighting irc told you something she likes is a "meme"
i hope you're ready for a terrifying, lonely life user

>petaluma

kek not surprised

used to live up there milkin goats

Success

I do this with my cooking, but just to point out the perceived flaw so that I can improve on it next time. I don't brood on it though. Just a mention then I enjoy it for what it is.

>make fun of girlfriend for making one shitty meal
>"i hope you're ready for a terrifying, lonely life user"

lighten up you freak

>Literally just did this
>Posting on Veeky Forums to take my mind off it
>See this post
Why