Breakfast for Beginners

[1]
The base of all life is water, so let's start with some of that.
Add a load of garlic, red pepper flakes, and italian season because you need to
spice up your life.

[2]
Add some sausage, porky.

[3]
Keep cooking that sausage. Remember, the pig is an unclean animal. I'm not going
to tell you that you shouldn't eat pig. But if you do, make sure to cook it
thoroughly. Otherwise you'll get all kinds of crazy diseases. (hence why it is
widely regarded as an unclean animal)

DO NOT proceed to step 4 until that sausage is completely brown. We don't take
chances with pork.

[4]
Add some of god's medicine to the batch. (sweet peas)

Why do I call it god's medicine? Because I used to be sick all of the time, and
no medicine ever helped me all that much. Then one day I discovered that eating
a bunch of sweet peas made me feel better. Everytime I got sick, I'd cook up some
peas, and it always pushed the sickness back with greater effectiveness than any
medication.

I realized the miracle, and from there forth, I always refer to green sweet peas
as "god's medicine".

[5]
Add some MPK to the batch. (Meal Package Base)

>italian season
and that's where any respectable ha/ck/ stopped reading.

Wouldn't those spices burn up since they are being fried and they are so small?

[6]
Keep cooking everything down. Eventually it should all start to meld together into
a nice and even mix of food.

[7]
Add some Asiago because everything is better with Asiago.

[8]
Add more vegetables. (to taste)