What's Veeky Forums's favorite christmas dessert?

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I usually have a whiskey with my dad by the burned out fireplace at 00.00-01.00 Christmas eve. We talk, sip our glasses and enjoy the calm with nothing but candle light and the smuldering leftovers of the evening's fire. Maybe I'll crack some nuts to snack on. Maybe I'll have some cognac after. Best dessert.

fruit salad or cathedral jelly

That gril

Those orange flavored chocolates that are shaped like an orange, where you wack it on a table to break the individual pieces apart.

Fucking love those things.

It's hard for me to remember since my family has thrown all their traditions away over the years before they got too old, fat, lazy, sick, and diabetic to try and now they just buy generic shit from a grocery store.

Grocery store pies and cookies give me severe heartburn. So they're out.

Rum cake is pretty good. Those cheapo iced christmas cookies that look like trees you get in a bag from a dollar store are amazing (and they give me heartburn).

Home made ginger bread is hard to beat.

My mother

Shaky Pudding

100% This

i always make these melting middle chocolate muffins filled with either chestnut or cranberry ganache

mum makes a pavlova

real talk i love christmas pud but only homemade

i like bread and butter pudding made with panettone and a cassata ice cream

My favorite desert year round has and will be fresh young pussy .... Nothing else comes even close

Christmas cake

>desert
Retard.

What?

My favourite desert is probably the Sahara.

well he sure as hell isn't going to make the pussy wet

Pan de pascua

...you mean a Chocolate Orange?

Fuck off.

Is that the "happiest picture on the internet" grill?

angie verona. never heard of "happiest picture on the internet" girl

Breastmilk.

kek

...

How gay.

Go back to the trailer park.

>ywn motorboat her tig ol' biddies

it hurts to live

also rosettes are great. fruitcake a shit

I got some delicious stollen maturing right now. Only a couple weeks...

I'm getting egg nog this year, idk if it kills me our not. I will get store brand so my family can sue them.

is she in porn

youtube.com/watch?v=Dqc6yRIHiW0

>not knowing angi verona

I bet this lil nigga never even had a photobucket

Back to the cuckshed

Titties

Who is this semen deamon

a fascist

is she in porn or not im at work and can't look

Oh my god she's perfect

Why does she have two identical key fobs

Id let her cuck me just to get a chance to dig that out

If you lose one silly

Damn this brings back memories, I made it on to American Morning Breakfast where they showed a thread I created for her on a certain forum and then an interview with her and her parents where she was crying and I can't tell anyone irl this fact :(

what forum

wow she's even more beautiful than I remembered

This

>Has never rented a car

Why are the pretty ones always so stupid?

no porn just model

No. Terry's chocolate orange. You have to know who's it is.