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1. I enjoy cooking
2. My food tastes better than Dominos
3. My food is cheaper than Dominos

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fuck off cocksucker

Don't talk to me that way user.

the last time I ate Domino's was 1994. I had a Philly cheese steak and something else delivered for dinner. Got my shit free sometimes because I lived at the very edge of their 30 min guarantee which was always nice. Anyway, it all seemed good and I went to bed a few hours later. Woke up around 3 and I could feel it coming on. Ran to the bathroom and started puking. As it subsided I felt a rumble in my gut and barely got onto the toilet before I started shitting out straight water. then back to puking and then right back to shitting. this went on for like 30-40 min, the last 15 min or so was me dry heaving and having little squirts. Got up the next morning and dragged myself to sick call. Medics decided I was dehydrated and stuck an IV in me and told me to say something when I needed to piss. I sucked down a 1000 ml and still didn't need to piss, so the hung up another bag and I sucked down over half that bag when the senior medic cut me off and sent me back to my room with three days bed rest. Never touched their shit food again.

The local dominoes straight up draws dank memes on the inside of the box, every time.

You think you're cool? You sound like a fucking hermit that just graduated high school. In this fucking world all that matters is other people's opinion about you, nothing else. I don't hate myself or feel insecure at all, I'm fit, I'm tall, I'm built, I lift daily, and I have a beautiful girlfriend of two years who also takes care of herself. Sex with a fit girl is god damn amazing, those fucks in porn only care about how big their breasts are and tire out after five minutes. Sex lasts an average of thirty minutes for us, constant pounding and everlasting endurance on both ends.

We also didn't meet at a bar/gym or any of those shitty places where you need to get high off working out or drunk to find another opposite sex, we met on a hiking trail and decided to stick around for each other. It's truly pathetic and sad to see so many of you fucks whinge on the internet just because you are insecure about yourself not fitting in, I work out to make myself acceptable in society, and to potential protect and help those I care about. I know that is the true meaning for our human civilization, to be accepted into other people's lives

Domino's is absolute garbage where I live and I seriously hope its only bad locally.
It's a scary thought that people all over the world are actually paying for the pure unadulterated trash that they make at dominos here.