So my boss is taking me to Texas Roadhouse tomorrow. What get?

a mouth of cum and a raise

Hypertension

went with my boss the other month

got a cheap steak and skrimp, cesar salad, and some tasty bread

wasn't half bad but not on my own dime

What kind of boss takes an employee to Texas Roadhouse?

Are you a good looking girl that works at a brookstones in a mall across the street?

You're gonna wanna try to avoid having your manager's baby.

THIS.

Texas Roadhouse in which town, user?

I laughed, because the Texas Roadhouse where I live is indeed in the parking lot of a mall.

Holy fuck, why are you people so damn autistic? Look at the damn menu when you get there, then make your decision. You're like one of those toddlers that had to have every minute of every day planned out.

>Waitress comes up: "Welcome to Texas Roadhouse, I'm Katie and I'll be taking care of you tonight. Can I get you started with some dr-"
>OP: "COUNTRY FRIED STEAK"

AIDS with a side of colon cancer

Theres literally nothing wrong with asking people who have been to a place what the best menu item is. Some chains just specialize in certain things, and you don't always know by the menu.

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