Birthday dinner in the hospital

Birthday dinner in the hospital

Meatloaf
Mashed potatoes with gravy
Squash
Roll
Orange
Salad
Ice tea

Oh boy

what're you in for?

Happy bday OP. Why you in hospital?

Maybe ask a nurse to blow you since it's your birthday

Or extreme anal with the eldery head nursr

>Fanch Dressing

Could be worse. Happy Birthday.

Shit op, you aint dyin are you?

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One time I was getting a catheter put in and the male nurse made my penis chubby and smiled then when he and I were alone I asked him to show me his b. Hole. He said no thanks

non US citizen here, I actually like it. But than again I live in pretty bad condition..

Happy Birthday OP.

Appararently my body can't hold onto enough potasstium. I fell down I'm getting IV potassium until my levels are normal.

Gay

Nah, just needed a little help to get stronk again

Is this the latest and greatest in meme restaurant concepts?

Happy birthday and get better soon. Don't go dying on us OP. We need all the shitposts we can get.

Potassium IV for dessert

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Jk it's cake

Any extra birthday drugs?

>american health care

thats actually a really cute cake

Thanks! My gf's friend made it.

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>gf's friend

You might have chosen the wrong girlfriend.

How was it?

Because one of her platonic female associates is a pastry chef?

It was above average for hospital food.

yeah

Happy birthday Norman, good job finishing the vegetables first

Why?

Thanks

>kraft in a hospital
yurop?
Happy birthday you attentionwhoring faggot. I hope you die of a staph infection.

I'm the US you cum guzzling knob gobbler. Please castrate yourself.

That's exactly what happened to my cat. Turns out his kidneys were failing. Are your kidneys okay, OP?

how much are they charging you op?

Wow! Tasteless, hothouse vegetables, coupled with some inedible and unidentifiable meat, slathered in an HFCS based sauce, chosen especially for you by highly trained dietician food scientists to ensure you survive another day so you can pay $2000.00 more for your luxury resort level, one night. But the meal only costs you $350.00! What a bargain!

Wow, I love the land of the free!

Happy b-day op, hope you get all the potassium you need in life

hope you od on potassium, have a nanner!

>3MB for a shit dinner pic

Dial up user?

Happy birthday OP

Boy, i'm getting surgery on Thursday and after that I'll be on crackers and water for a whole month. Not looking forward to it really ahahah.

can you tell how in the fuck you managed to get that much potassium inside you?
What/how do you feel?
Im intrigued

LOOKS TASTY MY MAIN MAN. GET WELL SOON. POTASSIUM DEFICIENCY CAN LEAD TO CARDIAC FAILURE SO MAKE SURE TO KEEP THOSE ELECTROLYTE LEVELS UP OP.

Lunch today
Bbq brisket
Pickle
Green beans
Salad
Roll

The pineapple/cherry dessert was awful. The potato salad was pretty decent

THIS HOSPITAL LOOKS LIKE IT HAS DECENT FOOD

izza joke ya gabbagool

Get better soon, OP!

Is that a porn ?? Fuck, I wanna watch porn when I'm in the hospital too

>1 QNT. MEAL
>$544.95

Happy Birthday m8

that looks pretty good, how was the brisket?

why would there be tomato sauce on the meatloaf and not gravy, which is already being prepared

>shitty expensive healthcare
>still have to tip people on to of all this

o,o-obsessed! y-yuros!

That's America for you
But remember! It's cheaper than socialism!

>brands in a hospital

shiggydiggy

fuck man that is sad. I had a patient right after thanksgiving that spent thanksgiving and his birthday in the hospital. I mean, his wife was there and all but that sucks. His birthday was like the week before thanksgiving and he was admitted two days before. Felt bad for him, then he had to go to a physical rehab center afterward which means he'll be there through Christmas and New Years. Dying sucks.

Damn OP, you made me sad.

>But remember! It's cheaper than socialism!
Enjoy your 65% tax rate

You dont put gravy on meatloaf. You make a glaze using ketchup, molasses, honey and seasoning (i like mine to be a bit spicy)

OP here

I'm back at home and doing pretty well. I have to take potassium supplements forever and will be walking with a cane for a while but I'm otherwise well. Thanks for caring co/cks/

Btw, the brisket was much better than it should have been

What's it like having your knowledge of the world come strictly from shitposting

Happy birthday OP and Happy Holidays! Get better soon.

No worries, he is an illegal immigrant. Everything is free!!!

Do you get to pick what you get? When I came out of my coma they just sent one of the cooks and asked what I wanted Haha. And the last hospital I was at had Chic-fil-a and Dominos food in the cafeteria.

Have you got ebolaids?

>giving yurocucks (you)s
lel

my nigga