i lied to my interviewer today that i had made multiple ai related projects and would put them on my github page some time next week
he seemed very impressed and im set up to meet with hr tomorrow about salary and starting date
what do i do i have taken two online courses in programming and dropped out of both
i've never worked a day in my life either
help
Messed up while selling myself to the system
Nathan Ramirez
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Christopher Baker
adderall.
you've got a week to get something going, costanza. let's go!
Jordan Perry
I dunno fork an existing project and modify it a bit
Sebastian Miller
might as well just bullshit as much as you can at this point and try to collect as many paychecks are you can before you are canned. Maybe you can outsource some work to pajeets to help out
John Morris
Call them, apologize and don't take the job.
Grayson Robinson
lol, if you're already going to HR, you've got the job, right?
Just take it and coast until they fire you
Christopher Brown
Modafinil. Say you have work sleep shift disorder.
Cameron Morales
i need an income that doesnt entail kneepads
i dont understand any code apart from the bare basic c stuff
Colton Garcia
You dun goof'd
Jaxson Roberts
Act busy
Open up random files when supervisor near
Either home or when he's away literally Google how to do things
Copy paste shit
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