i lied to my interviewer today that i had made multiple ai related projects and would put them on my github page some time next week
he seemed very impressed and im set up to meet with hr tomorrow about salary and starting date
what do i do i have taken two online courses in programming and dropped out of both
i've never worked a day in my life either
help
Messed up while selling myself to the system
Nathan Ramirez
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Christopher Baker
adderall.
you've got a week to get something going, costanza. let's go!
Jordan Perry
I dunno fork an existing project and modify it a bit
Sebastian Miller
might as well just bullshit as much as you can at this point and try to collect as many paychecks are you can before you are canned. Maybe you can outsource some work to pajeets to help out
John Morris
Call them, apologize and don't take the job.
Grayson Robinson
lol, if you're already going to HR, you've got the job, right?
Just take it and coast until they fire you
Christopher Brown
Modafinil. Say you have work sleep shift disorder.
Cameron Morales
i need an income that doesnt entail kneepads
i dont understand any code apart from the bare basic c stuff
Colton Garcia
You dun goof'd
Jaxson Roberts
Act busy
Open up random files when supervisor near
Either home or when he's away literally Google how to do things
Copy paste shit
Hang out on Veeky Forums
Aaron Phillips
bluff it now you have been passed to hr if asked in the future just say you forgot with the passage of time. Is the interviewer your direct boss? will you be in close supervision of him/her? if not fogettaboutit
Nathan Hernandez
Lucky fucker, just fake it until they fire you or until you know ai
Justin Gonzalez
AI ~RELATED~ right? Sounds broad in scope. Anyway it doesn't have to work. Tay was an AI and look what a disaster that was for Microsoft. Though a jolly good kek. Just come up with some algorithm to rank data based on how frequently a given value appears, combined with a random number, and call it process learning. It doesn't have to have any real world application! Just imagine you're a crypto and this is your ICO. Make they buy into you, then dump it.
Hudson Rodriguez
This. Fork this:
github.com
>i dont understand any code apart from the bare basic c stuff
Don't need to. Only need to understand how github works.
Easton Ramirez
i had three interviews in total, i have no idea how or even if i passed them all
the first one is the department manager i think he said
thanks the position isnt about ai though its some kind of platform or framework to port code from dynamically typed to statically typed
thanks
Sebastian Edwards
Elijah James
hahhaahhahhaahahh ur FUCKED
try and learn a normie coding language like python, if you can't learn python then why the fuck are you going into a coding job.
Henry Thomas
Wait a second, thats the image I edited lol
Jackson Murphy
just copy a couple IBM watson api tutorials and put them on your github
Easton Rodriguez
This is such an awesome story
I want to know how it ends. Please report back when u know more
OP why did u apply for a job that you have no knowledge of?
Do u have a degree in this field or what?
Ayden Sullivan
are you really an anime character?
Carter Sanders
Is that really you?
Alexander Cruz
Veeky Forums, asking the important questions
Brandon Wood
it pays well and 20 years ago when i was a kid i wanted to be a cool computer guy
i wish
Blake Gutierrez
what's wrong with you just start with entry level job
Ryan Stewart
this has to be a creative larp?
either way gg
Julian Morgan
Wanna cuddle and fuck while watching anime?
Noah Mitchell
salary: very competitive
thats what the ad said, its in one of the bigger companies around where i live (trucks and i think also machinery)
i'll probably post some proof in my next thread if i get hired
Levi Rivera
Those tits are way too low what the fug
Kayden Rogers
kek I've been in a similar situation as you user and it won't end well unless you really start immersing yourself in your job. start learning ai m8
Aaron Mitchell
i want an anime gf so bad
Josiah Powell
You don't choose a waifu, the waifu chooses you.
Thomas Scott
>local brainlet gets hired with no knowledge and gets fired the next day
i like the way u think user
Ian Murphy
This
Thomas Gomez
This
Jeremiah Evans
>thanks the position isnt about ai though its some kind of platform or framework to port code from dynamically typed to statically typed
Are you doing the porting or is the framework the one doing it?
Anyone your faked AI projects don't mean much besides being impressive. Want some "AI projects" you can do in a week?
Learn NodeJS, use npmjs.com
make it draw some pieces of shit on a webpage, or fuck that entirely and just write stuff in a console window. Who cares. Swipe btc/usd candle data from somewhere and see if you can predict prices (spoilers you can't but who said your projects have to succeed?)
NodeJS shit is easy, and I guess you know how to code in general so it should be a piece of cake to you.
I'm a garbage NEET ex-codemonkey who tried the example I expressed above out of curiosity. You can make a 2nd project by trying to correlate twitters data (getting into their API is as easy as registering to twitter). I haven't actually tried this yet even though I've got months worth of tweets and exchange data stored somewhere... I'll lurk for around 30 minutes if you've got questions or something.
David Torres
You got this user.
I did the same thing 3 years ago, and after a lot of bullshitting and self study now I'm managing a team of software developers.
Hustle harder.
Brody Watson
do a quick CNN (convoluted neural network) OCR project, just make it read numbers
that's good enough
Julian Morgan
Retard alert
OP, myself and friends have faked our way into many jobs. Zero issues.
Worst case scenario you'll need to read a bit, or Google a bit to figure some stuff out while you are not working.
What you did is literally how most people get jobs.