Okay, your total will be $89.63. Would you like to donate $1 to support our troops?

This.

>be 17
>get bullied constantly
>parents never loved me
>decide to join the marines to prove my self worth and obtain love and admiration from peers and family
>tell my girl
>the only one who ever understood me
>she doesn't understand
>no one understands
>do it anyway
>nearly die 400 times killing sandniggers and camels
>have to shit in the desert for 2 years
>eating bullshit mres all day
>watching my friends die and get dismembered
>no one from home responds to my letters
>finally return home
>find out my girl is pregnant and has been fucking everyone in town while I was gone
>just iron my uniform all day because it's all that's left
>they don't know what i sacrificed
>they don't know the emptiness I feel
>read Veeky Forums posts all day because I'm a fucking loser
>see this thread
>see this post
THATS IT MATE GAME OVER

Fuck that guy, I've met my fair share of shitty people who served but I've also met a lot of great people. Even if you're a huge cunt, thanks for killing those dunecoons. Keeping it Veeky Forums related, what was the most appetising mre?

you're not allowed to iron your uniform you idiot.

Listen here you shithead, my wife's son and I are very angry about this and you'll be hearing from us shortly.

>have diabetes
>grew up in the children's hospital
>everytime I walk out of Walmart they have those little donation slides where the pennies and shit slide around in a vortex
>I look like a fucking turbo Autist shoving all my coins down the slide.

All I wanna do is support my cause

that's charity fraud you fucking criminal

>give $1 to our glorified welfare losers

Haven't been involved in a victory since WWII unless you count beating a boy scout troop in Grenada. Wherever our loser military is involved, the situation deteriorates to complete chaos with no win, just a disgraceful retreat after they trash the country beyond repair. Fuck off, welfare "heroes."