That first bite into a piping hot mushroom and swiss on a cold day

>That first bite into a piping hot mushroom and swiss on a cold day
Is there anything better?

Biting into someone that doesn't have fucking discusting mushrooms

>discusting

I agree. yucky, yucky mushrooms taste like sucky. Get this shit out of my face and give me tendies.

I always thought mushrooms smell and taste like semen. Trust me, I know what semen tastes like.

jesus christ you must be older than at least 12 to fucking post here

ARE YOU TELLING ME MY SEMEN IS DELICIOUS?

If you want something that really smells like semen, go smell some Brie.

No, I'm not telling you that.
Yours is probably all clumpy and vinegary.

>americans actually have something called 'swiss cheese'
lmao the fuck is that shit ?

>tfw my semen is actually delicious

It all adds up chief

Not ruining delicious fucking mushrooms with "swiss cheese". Not trolling, I just like mushrooms a lot. Swiss cheese is okay sometimes but I never understood why people want to smother shrooms with it all the time.

On topic: my semen is spicy for some reason and always has been

it seems a little unhealthy, you hardly have any veggies, just carbs, meat, and dairy

>mushroom and swiss

Semen smells like diluted bleach to me

>im picky and boring

Semen smells like bisquik batter

Butternut squash bisque on a cold day.

I hate biting into someone who has discusting mushrooms too

Yeah, biting into a not piping hot one... why do you want to burn your mouth?

Is he just letting that drain onto his floor? Does he think that looks appetizing? Fucking mongrel

My GF says semen smells like cheap, wet, whole wheat flour.

A mushroom and swiss what?

how does he do it