how many bitcoins do i need to breed with this?
How many bitcoins do i need to breed with this?
Enough for back and knee surgery.
0, you fucking disgusting whale loving faggot. A homeless pajeet could fuck that walking oil reserve
kek
OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH
kek look at the emoji. this is what fat women think they look like. And they call linkies and arkies delusional
Damn, Amy Schumer looking good these days.
You mean how much she has to pay you, r-right user?
WHALEBRAP.
1 btc = 1 bbc for 1 bbw
Black men are gross.
I respect this.
... how fucking ugly are you if you're unable to breed with a literal 4/10 you goblin
If she's not paying you then what's wrong with you?
Asses/legs look a million fucking times better if the person's fit. Good to see she's working on it though, OP.
Disgusting. Might as well fuck a man at that point.
>implying
Ever had sex with a woman that's fit? I dated a professional dancer once, goddamn.
this is not the kind of whale i want to see on Veeky Forums
I'm seriously jealous that you've had sex. I'm 24 and at this point it's a guarantee that I'll die a virgin.
Probably some cake
sex sux, its not that much of a deal dude....you ust rub your dick in a slimy hot hole...I mean if you fapped all your life, maybe you wont even be able to cum in it, since you are used to stroking your dick with your hand, and have probably killed all the sensitivity of your dick.
fapping is much better
check'em
0, you just need to be willing to fuck what noone else wants
I once had a woman squirt into my asshole.
That was better than fapping.
Agreed.
you're still a kid, relax
...
Real men like real women, faggot. I got high T. I want to bury my face in a pair of big, soft tits and grab a squishy big ass.
I like to be the one with the muscles.
>real men like real women
>thats why I agree that its better to have sex with a man than an unattractive woman
You lost
inbred southerners or nigs, these are your options for ITT people
MAN THE HARPOONS!!
its clear that queer lost since he had to run off and get help, or just change IP to fake support
kek
if he was as high test as he claims
OP would be fuckable
:^)
I like 'em more /k/y
Why not just bow out gracefully in defeat? Jesus
because fuck you /lgbt/ queers thats why
actually suggesting that fucking a man is better than fucking a fat woman
KEK
No one suggested that, you did. Why are you projecting upon us? Keep your strange fetish and/or gayness to yourself.
Bro you are gay, dont be ashamed to admit it, just head on over to the correct board though
take a look at this brap hog
>noone suggested that
huur:
>might as well fuck a man at that point
>agreed
kek
so along as you're deriding queers
damage control all you want ;^)
>What is figure of speech
kek
You lost. You mad brah? lmao.
Post more braptinas.
>what is damage control
kek
its obvious you queers are mad since you're sliding this off the first page and attempting to "win" by having the last word
first it was
>I never suggested that
now its
>what is a figure of speech
kek
your figure of speech is suggesting that you would rather be homosexual than fuck a fat woman
then you claim to be high test
KEK
you're obviously faggots that are triggered at not only being laughed out of Veeky Forums, but even /r9k/
kek
just a reminder, you are gay and dont belong here.
Dated a pole vaulter once. That ass made me as hard as diamonds every time.
just a reminder, you would rather fuck a man than an unattractive woman and you claim you're not /lgbt/
kek
0.000000000000000000000000001
Look at you desperately trying to save face
you lost bruh. You are the ones who keeps bringing up that board...its obvious you are projecting upon us. Hey there is nothing wrong with being a faggot, but stop projecting. You dont belong here.
You all have shit taste in women
>ywn have a qt gf who can break your neck with her thighs
why live bros?
friendly reminder that this poster would rather fuck a man than an unattractive girl
and just like a pajeet shilling coins
he is now suggesting I am /lgbt/ for highlighting these posts:
kek
>"but-but-but I'm not gay!!! for real!! Please! Let me say "kek" one more time!! I'm surely one of you! Please believe me!"
stfu faggot
That's pretty generous. Consider 5/10 is average you're saying this megalodon is slightly below average.
2/10 is the best I can do.
Jelly of those calf gains.
t. leglet
A fyi for newfags
this /lgbt/ user is triggered over the fact that I am highlighting these posts:
because he wants to be able to post thots and seed homosexuality via suggesting that even red blooded heterosexuals that love women would rather fuck a man than an unattractive woman
when in reality
that is gay and so is he
kek
You are like the little kid in school caught with his pants down throwing a fit. Lol. Just bow out you dumb nigger.
Whether you're help from /lgbt/
Or you just changed your IP again
get rekt queerboy
>just bow out and let us psyop
how about taking off the wig and makeup and accepting you're not a woman, but a mentally ill nigger built like a fridge? kek
>Let me say "kek" one more time, maybe then they will believe me when I say I'm not gay
you are trying very hard, and you are so autistic. It's cute.
checked and kek'd
>he would rather fuck a man than an 'unattractive' woman and now that he has been called out on it, he is embarrassed and is redirecting the accusation to the user that took notice in the first place
kek
go be gay in /lgbt/ queerboy
you can post as many thots as you like but when you suggest that fucking a man is better than fucking a woman you find unattractive, well then you're /lgbt/ arent you queerboy
friendly reminder:
fpbp
shes fat she'd probably fuck you for free, girls with that bodytype are insecure with low standards
>repeating the same thing over and over hoping for a different result
>Ignoring figures of speech
>Let me say kek one more time
>I am trying very hard to save face
You are very easy to troll, lmao, this is hilarious
>would prefer to fuck a man than a fit woman
>is told that is gay
>responds by suggesting that no, highlighting that is gay
kek
keep posting thots though
friendly reminder:
Gonna need a source so I can investigate further and give you a more accurate answer.
>Repeating the same thing
>Keep posts thots
OK
I know it gets you mad, faggot :)
Get mad you autist :) get owned
time to head on over to gay board :)
>having sex with a man is gay user
>NO U
kek
here I'll join you in posting sexy girls ;^)
also, friendly reminder:
.1 ltc
Those soles though....
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Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....
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Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….
the funniest thing about brap spam is the amount of brap posting newfags that have complained that they now cant see porn or nudity or anything attractive without thinking of farts
did it to yourselves, retards
Depends on the cost of a rotisserie chicken.
She could probably rip off your dick with her vagoo tho
I'd love to fuck those soles. Fat bitch got some sexy ass soles. o0o0oo0o... brb.
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snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but oh yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....
BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF
Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....
BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT
Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….
the funniest thing about brap spam is the amount of brap posting newfags that have complained that they now cant see porn or nudity or anything attractive without thinking of farts
did it to yourselves, retards
Oof
What a bum
jej
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